Trina Michaels

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.
I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and [...]

Angelica

Friday, May 29th, 2009

I knew things couldn’t go well forever.  So picture this, I walk into the office and I see Red climbing out of the window.  I ask him what the fuck he’s doing.  He tells me that he’s just going to get some fresh air.  I don’t believe him, so I peek my head out to [...]

Valerie

Monday, May 4th, 2009

There is absolutely nothing memorable about this useless broad, from her bland porn name to her lackluster performance.  She is the reason why I come to work angry everyday.  I hate slackers and Valerie is a slacker.  She has absolutely no drive… nothing pushing her to be the biggest and best whore possible.  She’s just [...]