Trina Michaels

Monday, July 27th, 2009

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Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.

I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and I had to cheat to do it.  I made her laugh as she was trying getting ready to lift.  Yeah, that was dangerous… but no one got killed.  All that happened is the weight bar fell on her chest a little bit.

Anyway, after my tough guy victory, we started to shoot the Facial Abuse scene.  I sat her down and told her that I wanted to see her get destroyed… and not in a sexy pornographic way, but more like a meteor raining down from the heavens and landing on her giant head.  She asked why I was so angry.  I responded by calling in one of my work lackeys and smacking him across the face.  I then said, “Next time it’s your face!”

I told her to go put something on that makes her look a lot more feminine.  My memebers don’t want to jack off to some heavy set sloppy bag of rocks.

When she returned, she was wearing some trashy street clothes.  I asked, “Is this the sexiest thing you own?  You look like a street walker from the Bronx.” and that’s why I noticed it.  Her hands are huge.  She looks like she could palm a basketball and watermellon at the same time.  I stepped back and wondered what I got myself into.

Click Here to Watch Trina Michaels in her First Extreme Porn Scene at Facial Abuse

- Duke Skywalker

Angelica

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Angelica

I knew things couldn’t go well forever.  So picture this, I walk into the office and I see Red climbing out of the window.  I ask him what the fuck he’s doing.  He tells me that he’s just going to get some fresh air.  I don’t believe him, so I peek my head out to the studio and see why he is in such a rush to get “fresh air”.  This fucker is trying to make a getaway.

Part of me can’t blame the guy.  I mean, the girl he has to fuck is truly a monstrosity… but a job needs to be done.  He then comes up with an excuse that his knee hurts and he doesn’t think he’ll be able to perform up to his standards.  I say to him, “Red… I know this chick is a land monster, but you have to take one for the team.  Just close your eyes and pretend that you’re fucking someone good looking.”

After I finished giving my pep talk, I look over and Angelica is standing there… waiting to ask me a question.  She’s obviously embarrassed for herself after hearing what was just said.

I turn to her and say, “Sorry… but it’s true.  You are kinda beat.”

At this point, whatever she wanted to ask was no longer important.  She turned away and walked back into the studio mumbling something about how she doesn’t have to put up with this, etc…

So I turn back to Red and say, “Look what you’ve done.  You’ve upset the fat animal.”

He smiles.

“Now get your shit together so we can send this pig flying.”, I say.

After the dust settles a bit, we get started.  Red and Pauly attack this whore like two men possessed.  This pig was choke fucked, made to vomit, double penetrated and slapped around for being the ugly skeezer she is.

I knew Red wouldn’t let me down… but just in case, I’m going to be putting bars on the windows.

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- Duke Skywalker

Valerie

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Valerie

There is absolutely nothing memorable about this useless broad, from her bland porn name to her lackluster performance.  She is the reason why I come to work angry everyday.  I hate slackers and Valerie is a slacker.  She has absolutely no drive… nothing pushing her to be the biggest and best whore possible.  She’s just a dumb dyke trying to get by on her mediocre face and shaved cunt.  Let me say that it’s obvious that this girl has led a hard knock life.  It shows in her face.  No amount of make-up can cover the miles put on her skin.

At home, when she’s being less of a whore, Valerie is one of those cunts that thinks she can run the show.  You know the type… the kind that use their friends as their personal servant with such requests as: “Give me my phone over there.” or “Throw this out for me.” when she’s perfectly capable of doing those things herself.  I almost fell out of my chair during the initial interview when she asked… no, wait… told me to get her something to drink.  I told her that I’m not her butler and if she ever talks like that to me again and I’d punch her in the teeth.

At this time, I was getting so angry that I had to step away and collect myself.  I told her that there’s a sink in the bathroom and if she’s thirsty, she can drink from there.  I gave her no cup.  She had to cup her hand under the faucet and lap it up like a dog.  Meanwhile, I went in the other room and enjoyed a nice cup of coffee and collected my shit so I can shoot this fucking skank without killing her.

So about 45 minutes later, when I’m good and ready, we start.  Right off the bat, I knew she was going to suck.  She had that stupid puss on her face while answering my interview questions and she was all slumped over like a sack of potatos.  This stupid jellyfish actually thinks she can coast through this shoot the way she coasts through life.  Wrong!

I told Red and Pauly to fuck her mouth and make her puke.  She looked at me and said, “I don’t want to puke.” and I replied, “I don’t want to pay you, either… but sometimes we have to do things we don’t want to do.”  So it was back to work… cocks were being thrust so far down her gullet that all that awesome tap water she was lapping up came right back up.

Then something wonderful happened.  We all witnessed her mentally break down and just emotionally check out.  I knew I had won.  I was the better player in this battle of wits.

For the rest of the shoot, she just let Red and Pauly have their way with her while she stared blank at the walls.  To seal the deal, the guys dropped a couple nuts on her face and then launched a couple spit bombs at her, as well.  She cringed as the saliva hit her ugly mug.  I laughed and high fived Big Red.  After she left, I treated my guys to cheeseburgers.

Click Here to see Valerie at Facial Abuse

- Duke Skywalker