Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face. In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.
I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest. Honestly, I barely beat her… and [...]
I knew things couldn’t go well forever. So picture this, I walk into the office and I see Red climbing out of the window. I ask him what the fuck he’s doing. He tells me that he’s just going to get some fresh air. I don’t believe him, so I peek my head out to [...]
There is absolutely nothing memorable about this useless broad, from her bland porn name to her lackluster performance. She is the reason why I come to work angry everyday. I hate slackers and Valerie is a slacker. She has absolutely no drive… nothing pushing her to be the biggest and best whore possible. She’s just [...]