Jayla Foxx

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed at the top of his lungs on the other end of the line.  I politely got up from my chair and told her, “I’m going to go get a cup of coffee.  When I get back, either the phone is off or you’re going out the FUCKING WINDOW HEAD FIRST!!!”  I then made her flinch so she knows it wasn’t a joke.

When I returned, her phone was hidden and she was sitting pretty.  I then proceeded to the next step of the interview.  I told her to get undressed so I can critique her body.  She did… but I wish she hadn’t.  She looked pretty tight while wearing clothes, but as soon as she got naked, the ugliness reared it head.

I asked her when the last time she did some sit-ups were.  She got all sassy and said, “Honey… I do my crunches every day.”

I replied, “The only thing you’re crunching is Nestle.”

She didn’t get the joke, but Red was laughing his ass off… so I got out of my seat and walked over and gave him a high five.

Then, I commented on how her two front teeth remind me of a cross between a beaver and Michael Strahan from the NY Giants.  They were bucked the fuck out and gapped.  To amuse myself, I made her eat an apple while I continued to interview her.  I literally sat in amazement as her chompers worked all the way down to the core.  Fuck… I should have had her build me a dam or something.

Anyway, I ended up giving her the gig because she seemed like a real pig.  But honestly… the real reason I wanted to film her was so that she actually followed through with cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.  I’d hate for her to chicken out and go home faithful… not that I doubt she really is.  But I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing I didn’t do my part at destroying another ghetto relationship.

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- Duke Skywalker

Sophie Ryan

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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As I’m sure most of you may have noticed, I haven’t been posting as much lately.  I had to take care of some shit that’s really none of your business.  I had to lay low for a while to let some shit pass over.  It’s all good now, though… thanks for asking.

Anyway, what a nice treat to come back to.  Red picked up this sweet piece of ass and convinced her to do a shoot for Facial Abuse.  I don’t know what kind of magical bullshit he whispered in her ear, but whatever it was… it worked.  Fucking Red, man… girls are always falling in love with him… even after he cracks them across the jaw a few times.  The good guys (like me) always finish last.

Anyway, onto Sophie Ryan.  I’m happy with her look.  She’s clean cut, had her nails done nicely and looked presentable.  She wasn’t like the other street trash that finds their way in the studio from time to time.  Sophie is the kind of whore that makes me proud to be a pornographer.

I unleashed Red and Bootleg on her for the shoot.  Part of her hated it, but I think another part of her really enjoyed it.  That part was probably her cunt because Red tore it up.  I think Bootleg just grossed her out because she was constantly locking eyes with Red.  You guys know me… I can’t turn Facial Abuse into some sort of love making site so I turned off the camera and told Sophie that if she keeps making goo-goo eyes with Red, I’m going to punch both of hers.

Business as usual… I’m back, baby!

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- Duke Skywalker

Karina

Friday, September 25th, 2009

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It’s so secret that I’m a very kind and compassionate person.  I mean, why else would I rehire some of the same whores that literally made me want to kill myself?  Whenever they’re in need and need some money, who do they call?  Yup… Uncle Dukie.  When I don’t have video work available, I always find other things they can do… like sweep around the studio, get my clothes dry cleaned, pick up dog shit in my back yard and even cut my grass.  That’s just the type of guy I am.

As it would happen, Karina called me asking if I could give her another shoot.  She lucked out because I needed to film another scene for Latina Abuse.  I told her that she needs to get her ass over asap.  By the looks of it, she must have stopped at every burger joint on the way over.  I couldn’t believe how bloated this pig got.  I swear, she must have gained 20 pounds since the first time I shot her.  I asked her why she doesn’t have any self respect but she just looked at me with a stupid look on her face.

Fat girls with small tits are goofy looking… I”m just saying.

Anyway, I also noticed some big zits on her forehead.  She’s obviously been eating deep fried foods.  I bet she’d even try to deep fry a salad, that fat bitch.

She begged me to let her shoot a scene.  I told her on one condition… you puke as much as possible.  It was my goal to help her lose weight during the scene.  I wanted to see if I could get her to drop at least 5 pounds by the end of the shoot.

So… as we started rolling, I’m  having the guys shove their cocks down her throat to get her to toss her cookies… and she did.  I could see the calories flying from her gullet.  I smiled knowing I was helping yet another person in need.  She was crying… but I think it was tears of joy.

After the scene wrapped, I weighed her.  Unfortunately, she only lost 2 pounds.  I told her that if she wanted to get paid, she had to lose at least 1 more pound so I made her run around the perimiter of the building for a solid 30 minutes.  She came back in, all sweaty and disgusting… but one and a half pounds lighter.  Good work, Karina!

I let her wash up in the sink before sending her on her way.  Yeah, I could have let her use the shower in the studio but I don’t want to spoil her.

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- Duke Skywalker

Hailey Young

Monday, September 7th, 2009

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I’ve known Hailey for quite a few years.  She supplied me with fresh pussy during a trip to Florida some time ago and we’ve been chatting ever since.  During our trip to Florida, we filmed a scene of Hailey… now she’s back.  She’s still the same whore from before… big forehead and all.  She’s just as skinny as I remember, too.  She should really consider eating food instead of cock once in a while.  It’s healthier.

So anyway… Hailey gets in touch and tells me she wants to do another Facial Abuse shoot.  She says she loves the extreme stuff and wants to further her career.  I call her a liar and tell her she just wants the money.  I don’t fall for that type of bullshit.  I also tell her that I’ve been studying Capoeira, the Afro-Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, games, music and dance.  I stress the fact to her that if she tries to run any game on me, I’d be more than happy to do a no handed cartwheel right into her face!

She settles down and we discuss the details…

I told her that the last scene we shot was a disappointment and I want to really fuck her up this time.  She told me, “You can do whatever you want to me.”  I told her, “I know.  I wasn’t asking.  I was telling.”

We arranged to get her here from whatever dwelling she’s currently residing.  Now, to plan the scene.

I knew there were certain things I wanted to have done to her.  I wanted her to get slapped like a red headed stepchild, lick her own vomit, get banged in the ass and forced to leave porn forever.  I managed to accomplish everything but the last.

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- Duke Skywalker

Carolina

Friday, August 14th, 2009

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This is what happens when I take a week of for vacation and leave it up to the other idiots in the office to book the talent. They hire these disgusting beat skanks that no one wants to masturbate to. Have you seen this winner? Fucking A, dude… I wish I was in Carolina instead of filming this hog with the same name.

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- Duke Skywalker

Maritza

Friday, July 31st, 2009

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The word “Maritza” is Spanish means “gross”, I think?  If it doesn’t… it should because that’s exactly what this puke pig is… gross.  All she had to do was suck a cock without tossing her cookies and she couldn’t even do that.  How is she going to make anything of herself later in life?  That’s a rhetorical question.

Click Here to Watch Maritza Puke All Over the Place at Latina Abuse

- Duke Skywalker

Alana Moore

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

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First off, let me be clear about something.  I hate when black chicks describe themselves as “thick”.  In polite society, we call it “overweight” or “obese”.  You are not thick… you are fat.  When you go to the doctor, they measure your body FAT, not your body THICK.

Now that I got that off my chest, let’s move onto to pear shaped Alana Moore.  Alana has a big giant ass and small tits.  That makes her look retarded and oddly formed.  Her face is cute, after you have about 6 beers.

Why she wanted to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers, I’ll never know… but I do know this, she didn’t enjoy herself one bit.  I masturbate to that thought frequently.

Click Here to Watch Alana Moore Throw her Life in the Toilet at Ghetto Gaggers

- Duke Skywalker

Trina Michaels

Monday, July 27th, 2009

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Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.

I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and I had to cheat to do it.  I made her laugh as she was trying getting ready to lift.  Yeah, that was dangerous… but no one got killed.  All that happened is the weight bar fell on her chest a little bit.

Anyway, after my tough guy victory, we started to shoot the Facial Abuse scene.  I sat her down and told her that I wanted to see her get destroyed… and not in a sexy pornographic way, but more like a meteor raining down from the heavens and landing on her giant head.  She asked why I was so angry.  I responded by calling in one of my work lackeys and smacking him across the face.  I then said, “Next time it’s your face!”

I told her to go put something on that makes her look a lot more feminine.  My memebers don’t want to jack off to some heavy set sloppy bag of rocks.

When she returned, she was wearing some trashy street clothes.  I asked, “Is this the sexiest thing you own?  You look like a street walker from the Bronx.” and that’s why I noticed it.  Her hands are huge.  She looks like she could palm a basketball and watermellon at the same time.  I stepped back and wondered what I got myself into.

Click Here to Watch Trina Michaels in her First Extreme Porn Scene at Facial Abuse

- Duke Skywalker

Cheyenne

Monday, July 13th, 2009

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The phrase “scared shitless” about sums up the shoot with Cheyenne.  She was terrified about doing a scene for Facial Abuse.  She actually came in to shoot a blowjob scene for Sperm Suckers, but Big Red must have whispered sweet nothing in her ear, because afterwards… she was following him around the studio like a lost puppy dog.

But don’t let her fool you.  Cheyenne is a total ass warrior.  She can take a big pipe up the dirt road like a pro.  I think it’s the face fucking part of the Facial Abuse shoot that scared her.  So, to put her at ease, we told her whatever she wanted to hear and then did what we were going to do anyway.

We left her ass gaped open so wide, drug smugglers could hide their entire shipment up there.  Her face was covered in the gooey man slime and her self respect lay on the floor.  Another job well done.

Click Here to Watch Cheyenne’s Sample Video at Facial Abuse

- Duke Skywalker

Vanessa B

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

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Vanessa B… the “B” stands for BAD decisions, as in shooting for Ghetto Gaggers.  It never ceases to amaze me how many dumb whores there are floating around that will let you do whatever you want to them for a little bit of money.

Vanessa is actually good looking.  I’m sure if she wasn’t a whore, she could have a normal job dealing with customers for $7 an hour.  She’s a pleasant negro who just wants to live the American way of life by having money to get her hair did.  No harm in that, right?

In order to live the fast life, Vanessa whores out her pussy to whoever is paying.  We got her pussy and ass for a steal.  We told her that if she didn’t shoot for our scene, we’d tell her parents she’s a whore.  I guess she didn’t think that was funny and started crying.  We told her that we were just fucking with her, but if she didn’t shoot with us… we’d really do it.  She wisely agreed.

She got her black ass blown out and face splashed with pearly white jism… which was then spoon fed to her.  Eat your protein, bitch.

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- Duke Skywalker