Cassie Hills

Friday, February 26th, 2010


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Oh man… did I just have a good laugh.  I was sitting at my desk, looking out the window waiting for this whore to arrive when I see this old, beat up Sanford and Son looking pick-up truck roll into the parking lot.  Sure enough, riding in the back was Cassie Hills.  I yelled for Red to come see.  I nearly pissed myself.  It’s literally like 30 degrees outside and this dude has her sitting in the flat bed portion of his truck.  I love it!  As the driver was pulling away, we caught eyes.  I gave him a thumbs up to let him know that I like his style.  He gave me a thumbs up back.

Once inside, I told Cassie to take a few minutes to warm up and that I was going to make some hot chocolate…

About 3 minutes later, I returned with a nice cup of hot chocolate, which I proceeded to drink in front of her.  She had a bewildered stare and just let out a little sigh or grunt-like sound.  I then yelled to Red and Bootleg and told them that there’s a fresh batch of hot chocolate in the kitchen and if they want, they’re more than welcome to some.  They thanked me and headed off.

I looked at Cassie and said, “If there’s any left over, you can have some.”

There was not…

I asked her to disrobe so I could see what I was going to have to work around during the shoot.  She undressed.  I wish she hadn’t.

Like most trailer trash whores, they cover their body with ridiculous tattoos on prime real estate.  There’s always tattoos on the tits, ass and near the cunt.  Of course, Cassie had all of the above.  To prove just how stereotypical she is, I will tell you that she had a rose tattoo on her tit.  Tell me that isn’t trailer trash 101?

I told the guys to get ready so we can just hammer through this.  I didn’t want Cassie Hills here any longer than she had to.

- Duke Skywalker

Precious

Sunday, February 21st, 2010


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I fucking knew I was in trouble the minute Red came running into the studio’s kitchen and started hiding all the cookies and soda.  I asked him, “What the fuck?” and he just looked at me with sad eyes and said, “I’m sorry, dude.”  I should have just packed up my shit and walked out, but I’m a fucking professional.

Anyway… meet Precious.  First off, how dare she name herself “Precious”.  When was the last time a 400 pound anything was considered “precious”.  I always thought the word was synonymous with delicate and of high value… not gross and obese.

After yelling at Red for about 15 minutes, I told him to bring that land mass into my office so I can conduct the pre-scene interview.  This is where I sit them down and let them know just how much I hate their guts and list all the things I am going to have done to them.  Because they’re stupid idiots, I show them pictures and samples of video of said acts.  Again… it’s because I’m a fucking professional.

So, Chubs comes waddling in and sits down.  I cringe as the metal legs of the chair struggle to hold her gigantic ass in place.  I mention to her, “You break it… you bought it.”  She shoots back and smile and said, “You’re silly” to which I reply in a serious and affirmative voice, “I’m serious.”

My first question to Mothra, “When did you give up living?”

Her reply, “What do you mean?”

“When did you just say fuck it and decide that you want to be fat?”, I rebutted.

“I was born big.” she replied.

“Why do you think God hates you?”, I ask

At this point, I can tell I’m rattling her a little.  She kind of gets snooty and says, “I’m a big beautiful woman… BBW… look it up.”

I tell her, “There is no such thing as a BBW, but there is a FUP… fat ugly pig… and you are definitely one of those.”

The next 10 minutes, I honestly can’t tell you what happened.  I do remember laughing hysterically and her crying.  I also remember walking out of the office to tell Red and the others what I just said.  Then, I took a piss… and I think I may have emailed a buddy of mine to tell him about large Marge… but aside from that, I honestly don’t remember.

The next thing I remember is Red telling me he refuses to fuck her.  He said that he’d rather chew glass.  Luckily for us, Bootleg was hanging around like he always does… so I approached him.  I shit you not… I have never seen that lazy ass move so quickly.  That fucker actually tried to climb out of the 2nd story window to escape, but I cornered him before he could get away.  He begged me not to make him do it.  I told him that we needed him and if he did it, I’d let him fuck a good looking white girl next time.  He said that all his friends would make fun of him if they saw him fucking such a grotesque lard ass… and that’s when it hit me.

I’ve had this silly clown mask in the closet for some time now, so I told him to wear that.  This way, no one would see his face and he could deny it was him.

So he did…

The shoot, itself, went awesome because I know how to handle my business.  Tubs got worked over.  There was plenty of puke, humiliation, rough sex and hatred to make this one of the best Ghetto Gaggers scenes ever shot.  The highlight was when we made her wear some African war paint on her face.  She looked like one of those Zulu warriors, but fatter and uglier.

After the shoot was over, I paid her… but deducted $250.  I told her that I was using that $250 to buy her a 1 year membership to a local gym.  I told her that if she was able to lose at least 100 pounds within the year, I would pay her an additional $500.

I, obviously, don’t expect to ever see her again… and even if she did lose the weight, I wouldn’t pay her that money anyway.  Her not being so fucking fat is reward enough.

- Duke Skywalker

Jayla Foxx

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed at the top of his lungs on the other end of the line.  I politely got up from my chair and told her, “I’m going to go get a cup of coffee.  When I get back, either the phone is off or you’re going out the FUCKING WINDOW HEAD FIRST!!!”  I then made her flinch so she knows it wasn’t a joke.

When I returned, her phone was hidden and she was sitting pretty.  I then proceeded to the next step of the interview.  I told her to get undressed so I can critique her body.  She did… but I wish she hadn’t.  She looked pretty tight while wearing clothes, but as soon as she got naked, the ugliness reared it head.

I asked her when the last time she did some sit-ups were.  She got all sassy and said, “Honey… I do my crunches every day.”

I replied, “The only thing you’re crunching is Nestle.”

She didn’t get the joke, but Red was laughing his ass off… so I got out of my seat and walked over and gave him a high five.

Then, I commented on how her two front teeth remind me of a cross between a beaver and Michael Strahan from the NY Giants.  They were bucked the fuck out and gapped.  To amuse myself, I made her eat an apple while I continued to interview her.  I literally sat in amazement as her chompers worked all the way down to the core.  Fuck… I should have had her build me a dam or something.

Anyway, I ended up giving her the gig because she seemed like a real pig.  But honestly… the real reason I wanted to film her was so that she actually followed through with cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.  I’d hate for her to chicken out and go home faithful… not that I doubt she really is.  But I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing I didn’t do my part at destroying another ghetto relationship.

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- Duke Skywalker

Sophie Ryan

Monday, September 28th, 2009

facial-abuse-sophie-ryanClick Here to see Sophie Ryan at Facial Abuse

As I’m sure most of you may have noticed, I haven’t been posting as much lately.  I had to take care of some shit that’s really none of your business.  I had to lay low for a while to let some shit pass over.  It’s all good now, though… thanks for asking.

Anyway, what a nice treat to come back to.  Red picked up this sweet piece of ass and convinced her to do a shoot for Facial Abuse.  I don’t know what kind of magical bullshit he whispered in her ear, but whatever it was… it worked.  Fucking Red, man… girls are always falling in love with him… even after he cracks them across the jaw a few times.  The good guys (like me) always finish last.

Anyway, onto Sophie Ryan.  I’m happy with her look.  She’s clean cut, had her nails done nicely and looked presentable.  She wasn’t like the other street trash that finds their way in the studio from time to time.  Sophie is the kind of whore that makes me proud to be a pornographer.

I unleashed Red and Bootleg on her for the shoot.  Part of her hated it, but I think another part of her really enjoyed it.  That part was probably her cunt because Red tore it up.  I think Bootleg just grossed her out because she was constantly locking eyes with Red.  You guys know me… I can’t turn Facial Abuse into some sort of love making site so I turned off the camera and told Sophie that if she keeps making goo-goo eyes with Red, I’m going to punch both of hers.

Business as usual… I’m back, baby!

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- Duke Skywalker

Karina

Friday, September 25th, 2009

latina-abuse-karinaClick Here to see Karina at Latina Abuse

It’s so secret that I’m a very kind and compassionate person.  I mean, why else would I rehire some of the same whores that literally made me want to kill myself?  Whenever they’re in need and need some money, who do they call?  Yup… Uncle Dukie.  When I don’t have video work available, I always find other things they can do… like sweep around the studio, get my clothes dry cleaned, pick up dog shit in my back yard and even cut my grass.  That’s just the type of guy I am.

As it would happen, Karina called me asking if I could give her another shoot.  She lucked out because I needed to film another scene for Latina Abuse.  I told her that she needs to get her ass over asap.  By the looks of it, she must have stopped at every burger joint on the way over.  I couldn’t believe how bloated this pig got.  I swear, she must have gained 20 pounds since the first time I shot her.  I asked her why she doesn’t have any self respect but she just looked at me with a stupid look on her face.

Fat girls with small tits are goofy looking… I”m just saying.

Anyway, I also noticed some big zits on her forehead.  She’s obviously been eating deep fried foods.  I bet she’d even try to deep fry a salad, that fat bitch.

She begged me to let her shoot a scene.  I told her on one condition… you puke as much as possible.  It was my goal to help her lose weight during the scene.  I wanted to see if I could get her to drop at least 5 pounds by the end of the shoot.

So… as we started rolling, I’m  having the guys shove their cocks down her throat to get her to toss her cookies… and she did.  I could see the calories flying from her gullet.  I smiled knowing I was helping yet another person in need.  She was crying… but I think it was tears of joy.

After the scene wrapped, I weighed her.  Unfortunately, she only lost 2 pounds.  I told her that if she wanted to get paid, she had to lose at least 1 more pound so I made her run around the perimiter of the building for a solid 30 minutes.  She came back in, all sweaty and disgusting… but one and a half pounds lighter.  Good work, Karina!

I let her wash up in the sink before sending her on her way.  Yeah, I could have let her use the shower in the studio but I don’t want to spoil her.

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- Duke Skywalker