Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face. In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.
I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest. Honestly, I barely beat her… and [...]
Well, it’s about fucking time. It’s been a while since a good looking non-whore came into the studio to shoot porn, but today… it happened. Today’s whore is a cute Jewish chick named Meadow. I have no idea why she decided to make porn and throw away her life, but I’m fucking glad she did. [...]
So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings. I’m in a relatively good mood today so I answer the phone with a “Hello” instead of a “WHAT?!?”
A soft spoken voice is on the other end. It’s Breanna and she’s looking for some [...]