Trina Michaels

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.
I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and [...]

Meadow

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Well, it’s about fucking time.  It’s been a while since a good looking non-whore came into the studio to shoot porn, but today… it happened.  Today’s whore is a cute Jewish chick named Meadow.  I have no idea why she decided to make porn and throw away her life, but I’m fucking glad she did.  [...]

Breanna

Monday, June 1st, 2009

So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings.  I’m in a relatively good mood today so I answer the phone with a “Hello” instead of a “WHAT?!?”
A soft spoken voice is on the other end.  It’s Breanna and she’s looking for some [...]