True story… Big Red and I were out grabbing a late night meal at a diner near the studio when we noticed Sasha. She was there with a girlfriend and ruining everyone’s dining experience by speaking loudly. I lean over and say, “Hey… do you think you whores can keep it down? Me and my buddy are trying to eat over here… and you’re annoying the fuck out of us.”
The look on her friend’s face was pricelss. It was utter shock. Sasha then says, “Fuck you”
“How much would that cost?”, I reply.
“You couldn’t afford it.”, was her lame attempt at a comeback.
I saw the opportunity and went for it. I walked over, dropped a business card on their table and told her to call me because I could, indeed, afford it. I then told her that it’s obvious she is a woman of few scruples and she might as well make some money with her body before it gets all jacked up from spitting out kids like all the other Puerto Ricans I’ve seen.
I then reached in and grabbed a piece of bacon from her plate and ate it. I love bacon!
A few days later, Sasha calls and we set up a shoot. I told her that I knew she’d call because all whores like attention. That’s why she’s loud and obnoxious… she wants people to notice her. She agreed.
The shoot was pretty much what I expected it would be. It was a full on ass-kicking. Big bad Sasha wasn’t as tough as she thought she was, especially when forced to go balls deep on Pauly’s meat stick.
As the shoot ended, Sasha walked off with 3 loads covering her face. I pointed her to the bathroom so she could clean up. As she was showering, her cell buzzed. I picked up the phone and saw there was a text message reading “yo! where u at?”. I guess this was the boyfriend she was telling us about.
I replied for her, “I just sucked off 3 guys. I’ll hit you up after I clean the loads off of my face.”
- Duke Skywalker