First off, let me be clear about something. I hate when black chicks describe themselves as “thick”. In polite society, we call it “overweight” or “obese”. You are not thick… you are fat. When you go to the doctor, they measure your body FAT, not your body THICK.
Now that I got that off my chest, let’s move onto to pear shaped Alana Moore. Alana has a big giant ass and small tits. That makes her look retarded and oddly formed. Her face is cute, after you have about 6 beers.
Why she wanted to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers, I’ll never know… but I do know this, she didn’t enjoy herself one bit. I masturbate to that thought frequently.
- Duke Skywalker