Tia Ling


I’ve been chatting with Tia for a little while to get this Facial Abuse shoot set up.  I was looking forward to shooting it, until I actually saw her in person.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s a really nice whore… but she’s a lot uglier in person as opposed to her pictures.  Her face looks like a pancake that was stepped on and her tits look like they’re ready to fucking explode.  I kept asking her if she wanted to put cold compresses on them to help keep the swelling down.  She’s a fucking train wreck.

If you can manage to set aside her subpar looks, she is quite the performer.  It’s no wonder with the ever increasing number of cocks that penetrate her on a daily basis.  I can only assume she’s swimming in disease and for that reason, I made her sit on some newspaper I laid out during the pre-shoot interview.  She can skank up the porn sofa, but in my office… I like it clean.  Call me crazy, but I don’t care to catch her porn cooties.

After all the paperwork was signed, I went and thoroughly washed my hands because I remember shaking hers.  She initially went in for a hug when we first met, but I pretended I had to sneeze to keep her at bay.

After I felt sanitized, we all headed to shoot the scene.  Red and Pauly completely did a number on her.  I’m talking hard ass fucking, face fucking, choking, the works…  Hell, she was even blowing big disgusting snot bubbles from her nose.  Classy, right?

All in all, this is another one for the record books.  It’s easy to fuck up all the dumb neighborhood cunts but getting porn stars, even C-listers like Tia takes work.  They have so many people in their ear tellint them it’s bad for their career.  So, we have to convince them otherwise.  Fortunately, with whores, convincing them usually means just tacking on an extra $100.

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