Click Here to see Trina Michaels at Facial Abuse

Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.

I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and I had to cheat to do it.  I made her laugh as she was trying getting ready to lift.  Yeah, that was dangerous… but no one got killed.  All that happened is the weight bar fell on her chest a little bit.

Anyway, after my tough guy victory, we started to shoot the Facial Abuse scene.  I sat her down and told her that I wanted to see her get destroyed… and not in a sexy pornographic way, but more like a meteor raining down from the heavens and landing on her giant head.  She asked why I was so angry.  I responded by calling in one of my work lackeys and smacking him across the face.  I then said, “Next time it’s your face!”

I told her to go put something on that makes her look a lot more feminine.  My memebers don’t want to jack off to some heavy set sloppy bag of rocks.

When she returned, she was wearing some trashy street clothes.  I asked, “Is this the sexiest thing you own?  You look like a street walker from the Bronx.” and that’s why I noticed it.  Her hands are huge.  She looks like she could palm a basketball and watermellon at the same time.  I stepped back and wondered what I got myself into.

- Duke Skywalker