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Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed at the top of his lungs on the other end of the line.  I politely got up from my chair and told her, “I’m going to go get a cup of coffee.  When I get back, either the phone is off or you’re going out the FUCKING WINDOW HEAD FIRST!!!”  I then made her flinch so she knows it wasn’t a joke.

When I returned, her phone was hidden and she was sitting pretty.  I then proceeded to the next step of the interview.  I told her to get undressed so I can critique her body.  She did… but I wish she hadn’t.  She looked pretty tight while wearing clothes, but as soon as she got naked, the ugliness reared it head.

I asked her when the last time she did some sit-ups were.  She got all sassy and said, “Honey… I do my crunches every day.”

I replied, “The only thing you’re crunching is Nestle.”

She didn’t get the joke, but Red was laughing his ass off… so I got out of my seat and walked over and gave him a high five.

Then, I commented on how her two front teeth remind me of a cross between a beaver and Michael Strahan from the NY Giants.  They were bucked the fuck out and gapped.  To amuse myself, I made her eat an apple while I continued to interview her.  I literally sat in amazement as her chompers worked all the way down to the core.  Fuck… I should have had her build me a dam or something.

Anyway, I ended up giving her the gig because she seemed like a real pig.  But honestly… the real reason I wanted to film her was so that she actually followed through with cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.  I’d hate for her to chicken out and go home faithful… not that I doubt she really is.  But I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing I didn’t do my part at destroying another ghetto relationship.

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- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Karina at Latina Abuse

It’s so secret that I’m a very kind and compassionate person.  I mean, why else would I rehire some of the same whores that literally made me want to kill myself?  Whenever they’re in need and need some money, who do they call?  Yup… Uncle Dukie.  When I don’t have video work available, I always find other things they can do… like sweep around the studio, get my clothes dry cleaned, pick up dog shit in my back yard and even cut my grass.  That’s just the type of guy I am.

As it would happen, Karina called me asking if I could give her another shoot.  She lucked out because I needed to film another scene for Latina Abuse.  I told her that she needs to get her ass over asap.  By the looks of it, she must have stopped at every burger joint on the way over.  I couldn’t believe how bloated this pig got.  I swear, she must have gained 20 pounds since the first time I shot her.  I asked her why she doesn’t have any self respect but she just looked at me with a stupid look on her face.

Fat girls with small tits are goofy looking… I”m just saying.

Anyway, I also noticed some big zits on her forehead.  She’s obviously been eating deep fried foods.  I bet she’d even try to deep fry a salad, that fat bitch.

She begged me to let her shoot a scene.  I told her on one condition… you puke as much as possible.  It was my goal to help her lose weight during the scene.  I wanted to see if I could get her to drop at least 5 pounds by the end of the shoot.

So… as we started rolling, I’m  having the guys shove their cocks down her throat to get her to toss her cookies… and she did.  I could see the calories flying from her gullet.  I smiled knowing I was helping yet another person in need.  She was crying… but I think it was tears of joy.

After the scene wrapped, I weighed her.  Unfortunately, she only lost 2 pounds.  I told her that if she wanted to get paid, she had to lose at least 1 more pound so I made her run around the perimiter of the building for a solid 30 minutes.  She came back in, all sweaty and disgusting… but one and a half pounds lighter.  Good work, Karina!

I let her wash up in the sink before sending her on her way.  Yeah, I could have let her use the shower in the studio but I don’t want to spoil her.

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- Duke Skywalker