Click Here to see Tory Lane at Facial Abuse

Fuck… am I pissed.  It’s a bit of a long story, but bear with me… it’s entertaining.

It started when Red came into my office all happy and shit.  He yells, “Dude… I just booked Tory Lane.”  I fucking jumped out of my chair and slapped him a high five (and I hate that shit).  After about 10 minutes of playing grab ass with each other, I told him, “Round up the crew… lunch is on me.”

Everyone hops in my SUV and we head to Burger King.  I drop them off and give Red a $20 and tell him to treat everyone to whatever they want.  He asks if I’m coming in.  I fucking look at him like he’s nuts… like I’d ever be caught dead eating Burger King.  I told him I’m heading to the classy Italian joint down the street and I’ll be back in an hour to pick them up.

Fast Forward to the day of the shoot.

I head to Super Cuts to get a fresh style for my lid.  I then head to the mall and pick up a nice new pair of slacks and the hot new Air Jordans.  I’m looking good.

So there I was, patiently waiting for Tory to arrive.  I’ve been a fan of her for years and have to admit that I’m a little starstruck.

Red comes barging in my office yelling, “Dude… she’s here!!!”

I tell him to escort her into the studio and then to my office.

As he heads down to greet her, I situate myself for the big moment.  I was going to pretend to be reading a book when she walks in, but that wouldn’t impress her.  She’s a whore and probably never read a book in her life.  Then, I thought about just counting a big stack of money in front of her, but figured that would make things worse.  She’d probably end up trying to weasel more money from me for the shoot.  I furiously racked my brain on what would make a good first impression and the answer was so fucking simple… PUSH-UPS!!!  So, I got down and started pumping them out.

The moment of truth arrived.  The door opens… and in walks Tory Lane.

I look up, then look at Red and then go, “Who the fuck is this?”

“Tory Lane”, Red says.

“Bullshit.  Is this some kind of fucking joke?”, I scream.

I walk out of the room and into the other room where we keep stacks of old porn movies.  I pick up a favorite movie of mine and then it hit me.  I thought we were shooting CHASEY LAIN.  I fucking love that girl.  I have no idea who this Tory broad is… but she’s no Chasey.

I call Red and “not Chasey” into the room and I explain that there has been a huge mix up.  I explain that she’s just not the woman I thought she was and it’s probably best that she leave immediately.  Red butts in and tells me that she flew all the way from Los Angeles to work for us.  I ask Red, “Planes fly BACK to Los Angeles, right?”.  He begs that we film a scene with her because she’s really popular with porn fans.  I look her dead in the eye and say, “I never heard of you!”

Fuck… even thinking back on this fiasco gets me all pissed.  Long story short… I shot the scene.  Paid her one third of what I promised her.  Deducted the cost of my haircut, new slacks and sneakers from Red’s paycheck and also made him give me back the $20 I shelled out for lunch.  Fuck it.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Cassie Hills at Facial Abuse

Oh man… did I just have a good laugh.  I was sitting at my desk, looking out the window waiting for this whore to arrive when I see this old, beat up Sanford and Son looking pick-up truck roll into the parking lot.  Sure enough, riding in the back was Cassie Hills.  I yelled for Red to come see.  I nearly pissed myself.  It’s literally like 30 degrees outside and this dude has her sitting in the flat bed portion of his truck.  I love it!  As the driver was pulling away, we caught eyes.  I gave him a thumbs up to let him know that I like his style.  He gave me a thumbs up back.

Once inside, I told Cassie to take a few minutes to warm up and that I was going to make some hot chocolate…

About 3 minutes later, I returned with a nice cup of hot chocolate, which I proceeded to drink in front of her.  She had a bewildered stare and just let out a little sigh or grunt-like sound.  I then yelled to Red and Bootleg and told them that there’s a fresh batch of hot chocolate in the kitchen and if they want, they’re more than welcome to some.  They thanked me and headed off.

I looked at Cassie and said, “If there’s any left over, you can have some.”

There was not…

I asked her to disrobe so I could see what I was going to have to work around during the shoot.  She undressed.  I wish she hadn’t.

Like most trailer trash whores, they cover their body with ridiculous tattoos on prime real estate.  There’s always tattoos on the tits, ass and near the cunt.  Of course, Cassie had all of the above.  To prove just how stereotypical she is, I will tell you that she had a rose tattoo on her tit.  Tell me that isn’t trailer trash 101?

I told the guys to get ready so we can just hammer through this.  I didn’t want Cassie Hills here any longer than she had to.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Karina at Latina Abuse

It’s so secret that I’m a very kind and compassionate person.  I mean, why else would I rehire some of the same whores that literally made me want to kill myself?  Whenever they’re in need and need some money, who do they call?  Yup… Uncle Dukie.  When I don’t have video work available, I always find other things they can do… like sweep around the studio, get my clothes dry cleaned, pick up dog shit in my back yard and even cut my grass.  That’s just the type of guy I am.

As it would happen, Karina called me asking if I could give her another shoot.  She lucked out because I needed to film another scene for Latina Abuse.  I told her that she needs to get her ass over asap.  By the looks of it, she must have stopped at every burger joint on the way over.  I couldn’t believe how bloated this pig got.  I swear, she must have gained 20 pounds since the first time I shot her.  I asked her why she doesn’t have any self respect but she just looked at me with a stupid look on her face.

Fat girls with small tits are goofy looking… I”m just saying.

Anyway, I also noticed some big zits on her forehead.  She’s obviously been eating deep fried foods.  I bet she’d even try to deep fry a salad, that fat bitch.

She begged me to let her shoot a scene.  I told her on one condition… you puke as much as possible.  It was my goal to help her lose weight during the scene.  I wanted to see if I could get her to drop at least 5 pounds by the end of the shoot.

So… as we started rolling, I’m  having the guys shove their cocks down her throat to get her to toss her cookies… and she did.  I could see the calories flying from her gullet.  I smiled knowing I was helping yet another person in need.  She was crying… but I think it was tears of joy.

After the scene wrapped, I weighed her.  Unfortunately, she only lost 2 pounds.  I told her that if she wanted to get paid, she had to lose at least 1 more pound so I made her run around the perimiter of the building for a solid 30 minutes.  She came back in, all sweaty and disgusting… but one and a half pounds lighter.  Good work, Karina!

I let her wash up in the sink before sending her on her way.  Yeah, I could have let her use the shower in the studio but I don’t want to spoil her.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see more of Hailey Young at Facial Abuse

I’ve known Hailey for quite a few years.  She supplied me with fresh pussy during a trip to Florida some time ago and we’ve been chatting ever since.  During our trip to Florida, we filmed a scene of Hailey… now she’s back.  She’s still the same whore from before… big forehead and all.  She’s just as skinny as I remember, too.  She should really consider eating food instead of cock once in a while.  It’s healthier.

So anyway… Hailey gets in touch and tells me she wants to do another Facial Abuse shoot.  She says she loves the extreme stuff and wants to further her career.  I call her a liar and tell her she just wants the money.  I don’t fall for that type of bullshit.  I also tell her that I’ve been studying Capoeira, the Afro-Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, games, music and dance.  I stress the fact to her that if she tries to run any game on me, I’d be more than happy to do a no handed cartwheel right into her face!

She settles down and we discuss the details…

I told her that the last scene we shot was a disappointment and I want to really fuck her up this time.  She told me, “You can do whatever you want to me.”  I told her, “I know.  I wasn’t asking.  I was telling.”

We arranged to get her here from whatever dwelling she’s currently residing.  Now, to plan the scene.

I knew there were certain things I wanted to have done to her.  I wanted her to get slapped like a red headed stepchild, lick her own vomit, get banged in the ass and forced to leave porn forever.  I managed to accomplish everything but the last.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Maritza at Latina Abuse

The word “Maritza” is Spanish means “gross”, I think?  If it doesn’t… it should because that’s exactly what this puke pig is… gross.  All she had to do was suck a cock without tossing her cookies and she couldn’t even do that.  How is she going to make anything of herself later in life?  That’s a rhetorical question.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Alana Moore at Ghetto Gaggers

First off, let me be clear about something.  I hate when black chicks describe themselves as “thick”.  In polite society, we call it “overweight” or “obese”.  You are not thick… you are fat.  When you go to the doctor, they measure your body FAT, not your body THICK.

Now that I got that off my chest, let’s move onto to pear shaped Alana Moore.  Alana has a big giant ass and small tits.  That makes her look retarded and oddly formed.  Her face is cute, after you have about 6 beers.

Why she wanted to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers, I’ll never know… but I do know this, she didn’t enjoy herself one bit.  I masturbate to that thought frequently.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Meadow at Facial Abuse

Well, it’s about fucking time.  It’s been a while since a good looking non-whore came into the studio to shoot porn, but today… it happened.  Today’s whore is a cute Jewish chick named Meadow.  I have no idea why she decided to make porn and throw away her life, but I’m fucking glad she did.  I can only imagine the shame this will bring upon her Jewish family.  However, that’s not really my problem.  I just want wait to see this whore with a fat cock pumping her face and bent over getting drilled like a slut.

What I loved about Meadow was no matter what we did to her, she took it.  She didn’t complain.  She just rolled with the punches, literally.  We face fucked her til she was barfing and slapped her around like a red headed stepchild.  She just kept on trucking and smiled.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Tia Ling at Facial Abuse

I’ve been chatting with Tia for a little while to get this Facial Abuse shoot set up.  I was looking forward to shooting it, until I actually saw her in person.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s a really nice whore… but she’s a lot uglier in person as opposed to her pictures.  Her face looks like a pancake that was stepped on and her tits look like they’re ready to fucking explode.  I kept asking her if she wanted to put cold compresses on them to help keep the swelling down.  She’s a fucking train wreck.

If you can manage to set aside her subpar looks, she is quite the performer.  It’s no wonder with the ever increasing number of cocks that penetrate her on a daily basis.  I can only assume she’s swimming in disease and for that reason, I made her sit on some newspaper I laid out during the pre-shoot interview.  She can skank up the porn sofa, but in my office… I like it clean.  Call me crazy, but I don’t care to catch her porn cooties.

After all the paperwork was signed, I went and thoroughly washed my hands because I remember shaking hers.  She initially went in for a hug when we first met, but I pretended I had to sneeze to keep her at bay.

After I felt sanitized, we all headed to shoot the scene.  Red and Pauly completely did a number on her.  I’m talking hard ass fucking, face fucking, choking, the works…  Hell, she was even blowing big disgusting snot bubbles from her nose.  Classy, right?

All in all, this is another one for the record books.  It’s easy to fuck up all the dumb neighborhood cunts but getting porn stars, even C-listers like Tia takes work.  They have so many people in their ear tellint them it’s bad for their career.  So, we have to convince them otherwise.  Fortunately, with whores, convincing them usually means just tacking on an extra $100.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Claudia at Facial Abuse

I can’t decide whether Claudia looks more like Billy Idol or Luke Skywalker.  Either way, her haircut is stupid and dated.  I didn’t think bowl cuts were in fashion… ever.  If her hair was brown, she’d look like Moe from the 3 Stooges.

Anyway, I’m going to be quick on this one because Claudia isn’t really worth writing about.  I find her to be less than attractive and, quite honestly, well below the standards of the type of whore I want on Facial Abuse.  She’s an embarrassment to herself, her family… and most importantly, my web site.

Because I’m a total professional, I made sure the action was up to Facial Abuse standards.  I included all the staples that make our productions known.  Claudia was face fucked, choked, gagged, spit on, slapped around, ass fucked, throat fucked and left covered in a gooey mess of slime and cum.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Lainna at Facial Abuse

Could you imagine having to go through life as a tiny, fat and ugly whore like Lainna?  I surely wouldn’t wish that on anyone.  I guess I’m just in a bit of a mood today.  I was looking through the photos of Lainna during her Facial Abuse shoot and I have to ask myself why she thought wearing a schoolgirl outfit was going to be a good idea.  I mean, really, look at her.  She’s chubby.  Who fantasizes about fat broads in schoolgirl outfits?  I certainly do not.

Anyway… the show must go on, right?  Aside from her numerous flaws, Lainna is actually a pretty good sport.  She’s terrible at deep throating cock (as you’ll see when the barf stops flying out).  She’s a novice at taking dick in her ass, too… but at least she tried.

I guess, now thinking about, there’s nothing that she does well.  I take that back.  She is good at being a useless degenerate whore.  I love that quality in a woman.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Breanna at Facial Abuse

So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings.  I’m in a relatively good mood today so I answer the phone with a “Hello” instead of a “WHAT?!?”

A soft spoken voice is on the other end.  It’s Breanna and she’s looking for some work asap.  She saw our ad on one of the online spots we post.  I told her that I was actually looking to shoot asap and if possible, she could come in today.

She was pretty psyched because she needed the money.  She told us that she could be there by 6pm because she works until 5pm.

I told her to hurry over from work and told her to pick up a couple pizzas at this nearby joint the guys in the studio like on her way here.  She goes, “Umm… I don’t really have too much money on me.  I barely have enough to get gas.”  I then replied, “and pick up a couple 2 litres of soda… like Pepsi or Root Beer.”

She then sheepishly asked if she’d get paid back for that because in order to be able to pay for it, she’s going to have to borrow a couple bucks from her roommate.  I lied to her and told her that I would reimburse her.

Fast forward to a little after 6pm.  Breanna arrives with pizza and soda in hand.  I tell her to go get ready while all of us eat.  She heads off to do that and we start grabbing slices and grubbing it up.

About 30 minutes later, Breanna returns all dolled up.  She asks if there’s any pizza left over because she didn’t have time to eat.  She rushed here straight from work.  I told her there was like 4 slices left, but I threw them out.  I told her she’s more than welcome to pick them from the trash.  They’re probably near the top.  She opted to just get something on the way home.

We got started on the scene and it went really well.  Breanna took some serious punishment in the form of face fucking, gagging, choking, and getting slapped around like a red headed stepchild.

It’s probably a good thing she performed on an empty stomach.  I would have to see big globs of mozarella cheese come flying out of her mouth during a rough blowjob scene.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Brown Sugar at Ghetto Gaggers

Mmm… brown sugar.  It sounds sweet, doesn’t it?  Well, get ready to be disappointed because our version of Brown Sugar is just a fat black skank with rolls on her belly than a baker can make in a day.  On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s almost on the scale.  A couple hundred sit-ups, some proper dieting and a course in applying make-up and I might not be embarrassed to be seen with her.  Well, I take that back… she is still a whore.

Anway, Brown Sugar’s ass has definitely seen it’s share of traffic.  You can always spot the girls who do anal when they spread their butt cheeks and you can see what they ate last Wednesday.  Brown Sugar had corn.

She took the full on abuse with no sass… which is odd for the black chicks.  My guess is that she probably hates herself and the only way she can feel anything is by being treated like shit.  Her family probably hates her.  I can see their point.

I wish I had a witty and  interesting story to tell you about Brown Sugar, but truth be told… she was just an easy shoot that went well.  She did what she was told, didn’t complain and left immediately after (some whores want to hang around and chat like we’re old war buddies or something).  Brown Sugar, washed up, gathered up her clothes and bounced.

Duke is very happy.

- Duke Skywalker