Duke Skywalker

I can’t decide whether Claudia looks more like Billy Idol or Luke Skywalker.  Either way, her haircut is stupid and dated.  I didn’t think bowl cuts were in fashion… ever.  If her hair was brown, she’d look like Moe from the 3 Stooges.

Anyway, I’m going to be quick on this one because Claudia isn’t really worth writing about.  I find her to be less than attractive and, quite honestly, well below the standards of the type of whore I want on Facial Abuse.  She’s an embarrassment to herself, her family… and most importantly, my web site.

Because I’m a total professional, I made sure the action was up to Facial Abuse standards.  I included all the staples that make our productions known.  Claudia was face fucked, choked, gagged, spit on, slapped around, ass fucked, throat fucked and left covered in a gooey mess of slime and cum.

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- Duke Skywalker

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I like to consider myself an equal opportunity abuser.  For instance, Jensie… she may look normal, but she’s really a freak of nature.  I still hired her, though.  I guess I’m a true humanitarian.

People see her and asked, “Duke… she looks like any other ghetto skank you shot, what’s fucked up about her?”

Here’s a hint… most people can count to 10 using their fingers and thumbs.  She can not.  The highest she can count to is 9.  I will be honest, I did have concerns about hiring her, though.  I mean… I don’t want my sites to turn into a freak show where we’re constantly hiring retards and cripples, you know?  Red suggested me make her wear mittens, but I don’t think that would have worked out too well.

There were times during the action where I had to wince.  Seeing her wrap her ET fingers around Red’s cock make me vomit a little in my mouth.  You ever see those games where you put in 50 cents and try to use that mechanical crane to pick up a stuff animal for your girlfriend?  It was like that.  Either that or it looked like some eagles claw with it’s dinner secured.

Aside from her hand being absolutely repulsive to look at, she was an excellent performer.  At one point, she noticed me staring and said, “It’s really not that big of a deal.”  I did my best to not laugh out loud, but without thinking I replied, “Why do you think God hates you?”

I think that kinda struck a nerve.  I quickly changed the subject by following up with, “Ok guys… dump you loads on this whores face so we can wrap it up.”

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- Duke Skywalker

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So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings.  I’m in a relatively good mood today so I answer the phone with a “Hello” instead of a “WHAT?!?”

A soft spoken voice is on the other end.  It’s Breanna and she’s looking for some work asap.  She saw our ad on one of the online spots we post.  I told her that I was actually looking to shoot asap and if possible, she could come in today.

She was pretty psyched because she needed the money.  She told us that she could be there by 6pm because she works until 5pm.

I told her to hurry over from work and told her to pick up a couple pizzas at this nearby joint the guys in the studio like on her way here.  She goes, “Umm… I don’t really have too much money on me.  I barely have enough to get gas.”  I then replied, “and pick up a couple 2 litres of soda… like Pepsi or Root Beer.”

She then sheepishly asked if she’d get paid back for that because in order to be able to pay for it, she’s going to have to borrow a couple bucks from her roommate.  I lied to her and told her that I would reimburse her.

Fast forward to a little after 6pm.  Breanna arrives with pizza and soda in hand.  I tell her to go get ready while all of us eat.  She heads off to do that and we start grabbing slices and grubbing it up.

About 30 minutes later, Breanna returns all dolled up.  She asks if there’s any pizza left over because she didn’t have time to eat.  She rushed here straight from work.  I told her there was like 4 slices left, but I threw them out.  I told her she’s more than welcome to pick them from the trash.  They’re probably near the top.  She opted to just get something on the way home.

We got started on the scene and it went really well.  Breanna took some serious punishment in the form of face fucking, gagging, choking, and getting slapped around like a red headed stepchild.

It’s probably a good thing she performed on an empty stomach.  I would have to see big globs of mozarella cheese come flying out of her mouth during a rough blowjob scene.

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- Duke Skywalker

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I knew things couldn’t go well forever.  So picture this, I walk into the office and I see Red climbing out of the window.  I ask him what the fuck he’s doing.  He tells me that he’s just going to get some fresh air.  I don’t believe him, so I peek my head out to the studio and see why he is in such a rush to get “fresh air”.  This fucker is trying to make a getaway.

Part of me can’t blame the guy.  I mean, the girl he has to fuck is truly a monstrosity… but a job needs to be done.  He then comes up with an excuse that his knee hurts and he doesn’t think he’ll be able to perform up to his standards.  I say to him, “Red… I know this chick is a land monster, but you have to take one for the team.  Just close your eyes and pretend that you’re fucking someone good looking.”

After I finished giving my pep talk, I look over and Angelica is standing there… waiting to ask me a question.  She’s obviously embarrassed for herself after hearing what was just said.

I turn to her and say, “Sorry… but it’s true.  You are kinda beat.”

At this point, whatever she wanted to ask was no longer important.  She turned away and walked back into the studio mumbling something about how she doesn’t have to put up with this, etc…

So I turn back to Red and say, “Look what you’ve done.  You’ve upset the fat animal.”

He smiles.

“Now get your shit together so we can send this pig flying.”, I say.

After the dust settles a bit, we get started.  Red and Pauly attack this whore like two men possessed.  This pig was choke fucked, made to vomit, double penetrated and slapped around for being the ugly skeezer she is.

I knew Red wouldn’t let me down… but just in case, I’m going to be putting bars on the windows.

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- Duke Skywalker

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