Duke Skywalker

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Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed at the top of his lungs on the other end of the line.  I politely got up from my chair and told her, “I’m going to go get a cup of coffee.  When I get back, either the phone is off or you’re going out the FUCKING WINDOW HEAD FIRST!!!”  I then made her flinch so she knows it wasn’t a joke.

When I returned, her phone was hidden and she was sitting pretty.  I then proceeded to the next step of the interview.  I told her to get undressed so I can critique her body.  She did… but I wish she hadn’t.  She looked pretty tight while wearing clothes, but as soon as she got naked, the ugliness reared it head.

I asked her when the last time she did some sit-ups were.  She got all sassy and said, “Honey… I do my crunches every day.”

I replied, “The only thing you’re crunching is Nestle.”

She didn’t get the joke, but Red was laughing his ass off… so I got out of my seat and walked over and gave him a high five.

Then, I commented on how her two front teeth remind me of a cross between a beaver and Michael Strahan from the NY Giants.  They were bucked the fuck out and gapped.  To amuse myself, I made her eat an apple while I continued to interview her.  I literally sat in amazement as her chompers worked all the way down to the core.  Fuck… I should have had her build me a dam or something.

Anyway, I ended up giving her the gig because she seemed like a real pig.  But honestly… the real reason I wanted to film her was so that she actually followed through with cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.  I’d hate for her to chicken out and go home faithful… not that I doubt she really is.  But I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing I didn’t do my part at destroying another ghetto relationship.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Ughh… here we go again.

So here I am, driving to the studio to shoot a new Ghetto Gaggers scene when Red sends me a text message with a photo attached of the girl we’re filming.  His text reads, “BEAT” and then the picture appears.

Now I’m in a bad mood.  Not only do I have to drive an hour to the studio, but it’s to film a skank.  I could have been home, throwing eggs at my neighbors garage but instead I have to go video tape this skeezer.

I get to the studio, set down my keys, pick up the video camera and say, “Let’s go!”

Feeling the hostility, the whore says, “You’re in a rush?!” in a sarcastic tone.

I turn to her and say, “Listen.  I don’t like you.  I think you’re ugly and shooting this scene is a waste of my time.  I just want to get it over with.  Now shut the fuck up or I’m going to knock your teeth down your throat.”

That put her in her place.

We start the scene and she’s getting undressed and bending over… and that’s when I notice it.  It actually looks like her asshole was sewn shut.  I never seen anything so bizarre.  I turn to her and yell, “Freak Show!” in her face.

I tell Red and Pauly to get the show on the road.  I don’t want this girl here any longer than she needs to be.

They start off by throat fucking her and the vomit comes rushing out, almost immediately… and this slime was fucking nasty looking.  It’s like she ate packets of artificial coloring.  I’ve never seen puke so orange.

After some more of the face fucking, I shout out “Pump and Dump!” which is code for my guys to just bang this chick, blow their loads and call it a day.

They bang her skanky black box for a a few minutes and dump their loads on her face.  I tell her to clean up and get the fuck out.  I rolled up the money she was due in a ball and threw it at her face.  It bounced off her big forehead.  I was aiming for her eye, though.  She picked it the money ball, grabbed her clothes and left.  The shit head didn’t even count the money… so it’s a good thing I shorted her $100.

Normally, after a shoot, I’d treat the guys to pizza or burgers but I was so pissed that they hired this skank that I ordered a large pizza for myself.  I ate 2 slices and then threw the rest in the trash, right in front of their faces.

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- Duke Skywalker

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