Brown Sugar

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Brown Sugar

Mmm… brown sugar.  It sounds sweet, doesn’t it?  Well, get ready to be disappointed because our version of Brown Sugar is just a fat black skank with rolls on her belly than a baker can make in a day.  On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s almost on the scale.  A couple hundred sit-ups, some proper dieting and a course in applying make-up and I might not be embarrassed to be seen with her.  Well, I take that back… she is still a whore.

Anway, Brown Sugar’s ass has definitely seen it’s share of traffic.  You can always spot the girls who do anal when they spread their butt cheeks and you can see what they ate last Wednesday.  Brown Sugar had corn.

She took the full on abuse with no sass… which is odd for the black chicks.  My guess is that she probably hates herself and the only way she can feel anything is by being treated like shit.  Her family probably hates her.  I can see their point.

I wish I had a witty and  interesting story to tell you about Brown Sugar, but truth be told… she was just an easy shoot that went well.  She did what she was told, didn’t complain and left immediately after (some whores want to hang around and chat like we’re old war buddies or something).  Brown Sugar, washed up, gathered up her clothes and bounced.

Duke is very happy.

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- Duke Skywalker

Sasha

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Sasha

True story… Big Red and I were out grabbing a late night meal at a diner near the studio when we noticed Sasha.  She was there with a girlfriend and ruining everyone’s dining experience by speaking loudly.  I lean over and say, “Hey… do you think you whores can keep it down?  Me and my buddy are trying to eat over here… and you’re annoying the fuck out of us.”

The look on her friend’s face was pricelss.  It was utter shock.  Sasha then says, “Fuck you”

“How much would that cost?”, I reply.

“You couldn’t afford it.”, was her lame attempt at a comeback.

I saw the opportunity and went for it.  I walked over, dropped a business card on their table and told her to call me because I could, indeed, afford it.  I then told her that it’s obvious she is a woman of few scruples and she might as well make some money with her body before it gets all jacked up from spitting out kids like all the other Puerto Ricans I’ve seen.

I then reached in and grabbed a piece of bacon from her plate and ate it.  I love bacon!

A few days later, Sasha calls and we set up a shoot.  I told her that I knew she’d call because all whores like attention.  That’s why she’s loud and obnoxious… she wants people to notice her.  She agreed.

The shoot was pretty much what I expected it would be.  It was a full on ass-kicking.  Big bad Sasha wasn’t as tough as she thought she was, especially when forced to go balls deep on Pauly’s meat stick.

As the shoot ended, Sasha walked off with 3 loads covering her face.  I pointed her to the bathroom so she could clean up.  As she was showering, her cell buzzed.  I picked up the phone and saw there was a text message reading “yo!  where u at?”.  I guess this was the boyfriend she was telling us about.

I replied for her, “I just sucked off 3 guys.  I’ll hit you up after I clean the loads off of my face.”

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- Duke Skywalker