Duke Skywalker

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I fucking knew I was in trouble the minute Red came running into the studio’s kitchen and started hiding all the cookies and soda.  I asked him, “What the fuck?” and he just looked at me with sad eyes and said, “I’m sorry, dude.”  I should have just packed up my shit and walked out, but I’m a fucking professional.

Anyway… meet Precious.  First off, how dare she name herself “Precious”.  When was the last time a 400 pound anything was considered “precious”.  I always thought the word was synonymous with delicate and of high value… not gross and obese.

After yelling at Red for about 15 minutes, I told him to bring that land mass into my office so I can conduct the pre-scene interview.  This is where I sit them down and let them know just how much I hate their guts and list all the things I am going to have done to them.  Because they’re stupid idiots, I show them pictures and samples of video of said acts.  Again… it’s because I’m a fucking professional.

So, Chubs comes waddling in and sits down.  I cringe as the metal legs of the chair struggle to hold her gigantic ass in place.  I mention to her, “You break it… you bought it.”  She shoots back and smile and said, “You’re silly” to which I reply in a serious and affirmative voice, “I’m serious.”

My first question to Mothra, “When did you give up living?”

Her reply, “What do you mean?”

“When did you just say fuck it and decide that you want to be fat?”, I rebutted.

“I was born big.” she replied.

“Why do you think God hates you?”, I ask

At this point, I can tell I’m rattling her a little.  She kind of gets snooty and says, “I’m a big beautiful woman… BBW… look it up.”

I tell her, “There is no such thing as a BBW, but there is a FUP… fat ugly pig… and you are definitely one of those.”

The next 10 minutes, I honestly can’t tell you what happened.  I do remember laughing hysterically and her crying.  I also remember walking out of the office to tell Red and the others what I just said.  Then, I took a piss… and I think I may have emailed a buddy of mine to tell him about large Marge… but aside from that, I honestly don’t remember.

The next thing I remember is Red telling me he refuses to fuck her.  He said that he’d rather chew glass.  Luckily for us, Bootleg was hanging around like he always does… so I approached him.  I shit you not… I have never seen that lazy ass move so quickly.  That fucker actually tried to climb out of the 2nd story window to escape, but I cornered him before he could get away.  He begged me not to make him do it.  I told him that we needed him and if he did it, I’d let him fuck a good looking white girl next time.  He said that all his friends would make fun of him if they saw him fucking such a grotesque lard ass… and that’s when it hit me.

I’ve had this silly clown mask in the closet for some time now, so I told him to wear that.  This way, no one would see his face and he could deny it was him.

So he did…

The shoot, itself, went awesome because I know how to handle my business.  Tubs got worked over.  There was plenty of puke, humiliation, rough sex and hatred to make this one of the best Ghetto Gaggers scenes ever shot.  The highlight was when we made her wear some African war paint on her face.  She looked like one of those Zulu warriors, but fatter and uglier.

After the shoot was over, I paid her… but deducted $250.  I told her that I was using that $250 to buy her a 1 year membership to a local gym.  I told her that if she was able to lose at least 100 pounds within the year, I would pay her an additional $500.

I, obviously, don’t expect to ever see her again… and even if she did lose the weight, I wouldn’t pay her that money anyway.  Her not being so fucking fat is reward enough.

- Duke Skywalker

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