Click Here to see Tory Lane at Facial Abuse

Fuck… am I pissed.  It’s a bit of a long story, but bear with me… it’s entertaining.

It started when Red came into my office all happy and shit.  He yells, “Dude… I just booked Tory Lane.”  I fucking jumped out of my chair and slapped him a high five (and I hate that shit).  After about 10 minutes of playing grab ass with each other, I told him, “Round up the crew… lunch is on me.”

Everyone hops in my SUV and we head to Burger King.  I drop them off and give Red a $20 and tell him to treat everyone to whatever they want.  He asks if I’m coming in.  I fucking look at him like he’s nuts… like I’d ever be caught dead eating Burger King.  I told him I’m heading to the classy Italian joint down the street and I’ll be back in an hour to pick them up.

Fast Forward to the day of the shoot.

I head to Super Cuts to get a fresh style for my lid.  I then head to the mall and pick up a nice new pair of slacks and the hot new Air Jordans.  I’m looking good.

So there I was, patiently waiting for Tory to arrive.  I’ve been a fan of her for years and have to admit that I’m a little starstruck.

Red comes barging in my office yelling, “Dude… she’s here!!!”

I tell him to escort her into the studio and then to my office.

As he heads down to greet her, I situate myself for the big moment.  I was going to pretend to be reading a book when she walks in, but that wouldn’t impress her.  She’s a whore and probably never read a book in her life.  Then, I thought about just counting a big stack of money in front of her, but figured that would make things worse.  She’d probably end up trying to weasel more money from me for the shoot.  I furiously racked my brain on what would make a good first impression and the answer was so fucking simple… PUSH-UPS!!!  So, I got down and started pumping them out.

The moment of truth arrived.  The door opens… and in walks Tory Lane.

I look up, then look at Red and then go, “Who the fuck is this?”

“Tory Lane”, Red says.

“Bullshit.  Is this some kind of fucking joke?”, I scream.

I walk out of the room and into the other room where we keep stacks of old porn movies.  I pick up a favorite movie of mine and then it hit me.  I thought we were shooting CHASEY LAIN.  I fucking love that girl.  I have no idea who this Tory broad is… but she’s no Chasey.

I call Red and “not Chasey” into the room and I explain that there has been a huge mix up.  I explain that she’s just not the woman I thought she was and it’s probably best that she leave immediately.  Red butts in and tells me that she flew all the way from Los Angeles to work for us.  I ask Red, “Planes fly BACK to Los Angeles, right?”.  He begs that we film a scene with her because she’s really popular with porn fans.  I look her dead in the eye and say, “I never heard of you!”

Fuck… even thinking back on this fiasco gets me all pissed.  Long story short… I shot the scene.  Paid her one third of what I promised her.  Deducted the cost of my haircut, new slacks and sneakers from Red’s paycheck and also made him give me back the $20 I shelled out for lunch.  Fuck it.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Cassie Hills at Facial Abuse

Oh man… did I just have a good laugh.  I was sitting at my desk, looking out the window waiting for this whore to arrive when I see this old, beat up Sanford and Son looking pick-up truck roll into the parking lot.  Sure enough, riding in the back was Cassie Hills.  I yelled for Red to come see.  I nearly pissed myself.  It’s literally like 30 degrees outside and this dude has her sitting in the flat bed portion of his truck.  I love it!  As the driver was pulling away, we caught eyes.  I gave him a thumbs up to let him know that I like his style.  He gave me a thumbs up back.

Once inside, I told Cassie to take a few minutes to warm up and that I was going to make some hot chocolate…

About 3 minutes later, I returned with a nice cup of hot chocolate, which I proceeded to drink in front of her.  She had a bewildered stare and just let out a little sigh or grunt-like sound.  I then yelled to Red and Bootleg and told them that there’s a fresh batch of hot chocolate in the kitchen and if they want, they’re more than welcome to some.  They thanked me and headed off.

I looked at Cassie and said, “If there’s any left over, you can have some.”

There was not…

I asked her to disrobe so I could see what I was going to have to work around during the shoot.  She undressed.  I wish she hadn’t.

Like most trailer trash whores, they cover their body with ridiculous tattoos on prime real estate.  There’s always tattoos on the tits, ass and near the cunt.  Of course, Cassie had all of the above.  To prove just how stereotypical she is, I will tell you that she had a rose tattoo on her tit.  Tell me that isn’t trailer trash 101?

I told the guys to get ready so we can just hammer through this.  I didn’t want Cassie Hills here any longer than she had to.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Precious at Ghetto Gaggers

I fucking knew I was in trouble the minute Red came running into the studio’s kitchen and started hiding all the cookies and soda.  I asked him, “What the fuck?” and he just looked at me with sad eyes and said, “I’m sorry, dude.”  I should have just packed up my shit and walked out, but I’m a fucking professional.

Anyway… meet Precious.  First off, how dare she name herself “Precious”.  When was the last time a 400 pound anything was considered “precious”.  I always thought the word was synonymous with delicate and of high value… not gross and obese.

After yelling at Red for about 15 minutes, I told him to bring that land mass into my office so I can conduct the pre-scene interview.  This is where I sit them down and let them know just how much I hate their guts and list all the things I am going to have done to them.  Because they’re stupid idiots, I show them pictures and samples of video of said acts.  Again… it’s because I’m a fucking professional.

So, Chubs comes waddling in and sits down.  I cringe as the metal legs of the chair struggle to hold her gigantic ass in place.  I mention to her, “You break it… you bought it.”  She shoots back and smile and said, “You’re silly” to which I reply in a serious and affirmative voice, “I’m serious.”

My first question to Mothra, “When did you give up living?”

Her reply, “What do you mean?”

“When did you just say fuck it and decide that you want to be fat?”, I rebutted.

“I was born big.” she replied.

“Why do you think God hates you?”, I ask

At this point, I can tell I’m rattling her a little.  She kind of gets snooty and says, “I’m a big beautiful woman… BBW… look it up.”

I tell her, “There is no such thing as a BBW, but there is a FUP… fat ugly pig… and you are definitely one of those.”

The next 10 minutes, I honestly can’t tell you what happened.  I do remember laughing hysterically and her crying.  I also remember walking out of the office to tell Red and the others what I just said.  Then, I took a piss… and I think I may have emailed a buddy of mine to tell him about large Marge… but aside from that, I honestly don’t remember.

The next thing I remember is Red telling me he refuses to fuck her.  He said that he’d rather chew glass.  Luckily for us, Bootleg was hanging around like he always does… so I approached him.  I shit you not… I have never seen that lazy ass move so quickly.  That fucker actually tried to climb out of the 2nd story window to escape, but I cornered him before he could get away.  He begged me not to make him do it.  I told him that we needed him and if he did it, I’d let him fuck a good looking white girl next time.  He said that all his friends would make fun of him if they saw him fucking such a grotesque lard ass… and that’s when it hit me.

I’ve had this silly clown mask in the closet for some time now, so I told him to wear that.  This way, no one would see his face and he could deny it was him.

So he did…

The shoot, itself, went awesome because I know how to handle my business.  Tubs got worked over.  There was plenty of puke, humiliation, rough sex and hatred to make this one of the best Ghetto Gaggers scenes ever shot.  The highlight was when we made her wear some African war paint on her face.  She looked like one of those Zulu warriors, but fatter and uglier.

After the shoot was over, I paid her… but deducted $250.  I told her that I was using that $250 to buy her a 1 year membership to a local gym.  I told her that if she was able to lose at least 100 pounds within the year, I would pay her an additional $500.

I, obviously, don’t expect to ever see her again… and even if she did lose the weight, I wouldn’t pay her that money anyway.  Her not being so fucking fat is reward enough.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Jayla Foxx at Ghetto Gaggers

Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed at the top of his lungs on the other end of the line.  I politely got up from my chair and told her, “I’m going to go get a cup of coffee.  When I get back, either the phone is off or you’re going out the FUCKING WINDOW HEAD FIRST!!!”  I then made her flinch so she knows it wasn’t a joke.

When I returned, her phone was hidden and she was sitting pretty.  I then proceeded to the next step of the interview.  I told her to get undressed so I can critique her body.  She did… but I wish she hadn’t.  She looked pretty tight while wearing clothes, but as soon as she got naked, the ugliness reared it head.

I asked her when the last time she did some sit-ups were.  She got all sassy and said, “Honey… I do my crunches every day.”

I replied, “The only thing you’re crunching is Nestle.”

She didn’t get the joke, but Red was laughing his ass off… so I got out of my seat and walked over and gave him a high five.

Then, I commented on how her two front teeth remind me of a cross between a beaver and Michael Strahan from the NY Giants.  They were bucked the fuck out and gapped.  To amuse myself, I made her eat an apple while I continued to interview her.  I literally sat in amazement as her chompers worked all the way down to the core.  Fuck… I should have had her build me a dam or something.

Anyway, I ended up giving her the gig because she seemed like a real pig.  But honestly… the real reason I wanted to film her was so that she actually followed through with cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.  I’d hate for her to chicken out and go home faithful… not that I doubt she really is.  But I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing I didn’t do my part at destroying another ghetto relationship.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Sophie Ryan at Facial Abuse

As I’m sure most of you may have noticed, I haven’t been posting as much lately.  I had to take care of some shit that’s really none of your business.  I had to lay low for a while to let some shit pass over.  It’s all good now, though… thanks for asking.

Anyway, what a nice treat to come back to.  Red picked up this sweet piece of ass and convinced her to do a shoot for Facial Abuse.  I don’t know what kind of magical bullshit he whispered in her ear, but whatever it was… it worked.  Fucking Red, man… girls are always falling in love with him… even after he cracks them across the jaw a few times.  The good guys (like me) always finish last.

Anyway, onto Sophie Ryan.  I’m happy with her look.  She’s clean cut, had her nails done nicely and looked presentable.  She wasn’t like the other street trash that finds their way in the studio from time to time.  Sophie is the kind of whore that makes me proud to be a pornographer.

I unleashed Red and Bootleg on her for the shoot.  Part of her hated it, but I think another part of her really enjoyed it.  That part was probably her cunt because Red tore it up.  I think Bootleg just grossed her out because she was constantly locking eyes with Red.  You guys know me… I can’t turn Facial Abuse into some sort of love making site so I turned off the camera and told Sophie that if she keeps making goo-goo eyes with Red, I’m going to punch both of hers.

Business as usual… I’m back, baby!

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Karina at Latina Abuse

It’s so secret that I’m a very kind and compassionate person.  I mean, why else would I rehire some of the same whores that literally made me want to kill myself?  Whenever they’re in need and need some money, who do they call?  Yup… Uncle Dukie.  When I don’t have video work available, I always find other things they can do… like sweep around the studio, get my clothes dry cleaned, pick up dog shit in my back yard and even cut my grass.  That’s just the type of guy I am.

As it would happen, Karina called me asking if I could give her another shoot.  She lucked out because I needed to film another scene for Latina Abuse.  I told her that she needs to get her ass over asap.  By the looks of it, she must have stopped at every burger joint on the way over.  I couldn’t believe how bloated this pig got.  I swear, she must have gained 20 pounds since the first time I shot her.  I asked her why she doesn’t have any self respect but she just looked at me with a stupid look on her face.

Fat girls with small tits are goofy looking… I”m just saying.

Anyway, I also noticed some big zits on her forehead.  She’s obviously been eating deep fried foods.  I bet she’d even try to deep fry a salad, that fat bitch.

She begged me to let her shoot a scene.  I told her on one condition… you puke as much as possible.  It was my goal to help her lose weight during the scene.  I wanted to see if I could get her to drop at least 5 pounds by the end of the shoot.

So… as we started rolling, I’m  having the guys shove their cocks down her throat to get her to toss her cookies… and she did.  I could see the calories flying from her gullet.  I smiled knowing I was helping yet another person in need.  She was crying… but I think it was tears of joy.

After the scene wrapped, I weighed her.  Unfortunately, she only lost 2 pounds.  I told her that if she wanted to get paid, she had to lose at least 1 more pound so I made her run around the perimiter of the building for a solid 30 minutes.  She came back in, all sweaty and disgusting… but one and a half pounds lighter.  Good work, Karina!

I let her wash up in the sink before sending her on her way.  Yeah, I could have let her use the shower in the studio but I don’t want to spoil her.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see more of Hailey Young at Facial Abuse

I’ve known Hailey for quite a few years.  She supplied me with fresh pussy during a trip to Florida some time ago and we’ve been chatting ever since.  During our trip to Florida, we filmed a scene of Hailey… now she’s back.  She’s still the same whore from before… big forehead and all.  She’s just as skinny as I remember, too.  She should really consider eating food instead of cock once in a while.  It’s healthier.

So anyway… Hailey gets in touch and tells me she wants to do another Facial Abuse shoot.  She says she loves the extreme stuff and wants to further her career.  I call her a liar and tell her she just wants the money.  I don’t fall for that type of bullshit.  I also tell her that I’ve been studying Capoeira, the Afro-Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, games, music and dance.  I stress the fact to her that if she tries to run any game on me, I’d be more than happy to do a no handed cartwheel right into her face!

She settles down and we discuss the details…

I told her that the last scene we shot was a disappointment and I want to really fuck her up this time.  She told me, “You can do whatever you want to me.”  I told her, “I know.  I wasn’t asking.  I was telling.”

We arranged to get her here from whatever dwelling she’s currently residing.  Now, to plan the scene.

I knew there were certain things I wanted to have done to her.  I wanted her to get slapped like a red headed stepchild, lick her own vomit, get banged in the ass and forced to leave porn forever.  I managed to accomplish everything but the last.

- Duke Skywalker

Click to see more of this disgusting pile of puke at Latina Abuse

This is what happens when I take a week of for vacation and leave it up to the other idiots in the office to book the talent. They hire these disgusting beat skanks that no one wants to masturbate to. Have you seen this winner? Fucking A, dude… I wish I was in Carolina instead of filming this hog with the same name.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Maritza at Latina Abuse

The word “Maritza” is Spanish means “gross”, I think?  If it doesn’t… it should because that’s exactly what this puke pig is… gross.  All she had to do was suck a cock without tossing her cookies and she couldn’t even do that.  How is she going to make anything of herself later in life?  That’s a rhetorical question.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Alana Moore at Ghetto Gaggers

First off, let me be clear about something.  I hate when black chicks describe themselves as “thick”.  In polite society, we call it “overweight” or “obese”.  You are not thick… you are fat.  When you go to the doctor, they measure your body FAT, not your body THICK.

Now that I got that off my chest, let’s move onto to pear shaped Alana Moore.  Alana has a big giant ass and small tits.  That makes her look retarded and oddly formed.  Her face is cute, after you have about 6 beers.

Why she wanted to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers, I’ll never know… but I do know this, she didn’t enjoy herself one bit.  I masturbate to that thought frequently.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Trina Michaels at Facial Abuse

Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.

I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and I had to cheat to do it.  I made her laugh as she was trying getting ready to lift.  Yeah, that was dangerous… but no one got killed.  All that happened is the weight bar fell on her chest a little bit.

Anyway, after my tough guy victory, we started to shoot the Facial Abuse scene.  I sat her down and told her that I wanted to see her get destroyed… and not in a sexy pornographic way, but more like a meteor raining down from the heavens and landing on her giant head.  She asked why I was so angry.  I responded by calling in one of my work lackeys and smacking him across the face.  I then said, “Next time it’s your face!”

I told her to go put something on that makes her look a lot more feminine.  My memebers don’t want to jack off to some heavy set sloppy bag of rocks.

When she returned, she was wearing some trashy street clothes.  I asked, “Is this the sexiest thing you own?  You look like a street walker from the Bronx.” and that’s why I noticed it.  Her hands are huge.  She looks like she could palm a basketball and watermellon at the same time.  I stepped back and wondered what I got myself into.

- Duke Skywalker

Click Here to see Cheyenne at Facial Abuse

The phrase “scared shitless” about sums up the shoot with Cheyenne.  She was terrified about doing a scene for Facial Abuse.  She actually came in to shoot a blowjob scene for Sperm Suckers, but Big Red must have whispered sweet nothing in her ear, because afterwards… she was following him around the studio like a lost puppy dog.

But don’t let her fool you.  Cheyenne is a total ass warrior.  She can take a big pipe up the dirt road like a pro.  I think it’s the face fucking part of the Facial Abuse shoot that scared her.  So, to put her at ease, we told her whatever she wanted to hear and then did what we were going to do anyway.

We left her ass gaped open so wide, drug smugglers could hide their entire shipment up there.  Her face was covered in the gooey man slime and her self respect lay on the floor.  Another job well done.

- Duke Skywalker