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Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed at the top of his lungs on the other end of the line.  I politely got up from my chair and told her, “I’m going to go get a cup of coffee.  When I get back, either the phone is off or you’re going out the FUCKING WINDOW HEAD FIRST!!!”  I then made her flinch so she knows it wasn’t a joke.

When I returned, her phone was hidden and she was sitting pretty.  I then proceeded to the next step of the interview.  I told her to get undressed so I can critique her body.  She did… but I wish she hadn’t.  She looked pretty tight while wearing clothes, but as soon as she got naked, the ugliness reared it head.

I asked her when the last time she did some sit-ups were.  She got all sassy and said, “Honey… I do my crunches every day.”

I replied, “The only thing you’re crunching is Nestle.”

She didn’t get the joke, but Red was laughing his ass off… so I got out of my seat and walked over and gave him a high five.

Then, I commented on how her two front teeth remind me of a cross between a beaver and Michael Strahan from the NY Giants.  They were bucked the fuck out and gapped.  To amuse myself, I made her eat an apple while I continued to interview her.  I literally sat in amazement as her chompers worked all the way down to the core.  Fuck… I should have had her build me a dam or something.

Anyway, I ended up giving her the gig because she seemed like a real pig.  But honestly… the real reason I wanted to film her was so that she actually followed through with cheating on her boyfriend or whatever.  I’d hate for her to chicken out and go home faithful… not that I doubt she really is.  But I just couldn’t sleep at night knowing I didn’t do my part at destroying another ghetto relationship.

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- Duke Skywalker

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First off, let me be clear about something.  I hate when black chicks describe themselves as “thick”.  In polite society, we call it “overweight” or “obese”.  You are not thick… you are fat.  When you go to the doctor, they measure your body FAT, not your body THICK.

Now that I got that off my chest, let’s move onto to pear shaped Alana Moore.  Alana has a big giant ass and small tits.  That makes her look retarded and oddly formed.  Her face is cute, after you have about 6 beers.

Why she wanted to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers, I’ll never know… but I do know this, she didn’t enjoy herself one bit.  I masturbate to that thought frequently.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Vanessa B… the “B” stands for BAD decisions, as in shooting for Ghetto Gaggers.  It never ceases to amaze me how many dumb whores there are floating around that will let you do whatever you want to them for a little bit of money.

Vanessa is actually good looking.  I’m sure if she wasn’t a whore, she could have a normal job dealing with customers for $7 an hour.  She’s a pleasant negro who just wants to live the American way of life by having money to get her hair did.  No harm in that, right?

In order to live the fast life, Vanessa whores out her pussy to whoever is paying.  We got her pussy and ass for a steal.  We told her that if she didn’t shoot for our scene, we’d tell her parents she’s a whore.  I guess she didn’t think that was funny and started crying.  We told her that we were just fucking with her, but if she didn’t shoot with us… we’d really do it.  She wisely agreed.

She got her black ass blown out and face splashed with pearly white jism… which was then spoon fed to her.  Eat your protein, bitch.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Ok… a couple things.  First off, I hate calling whores “ms” anything.  Are they fucking serious?  I should address them with a prefix?  Their name should reflect their career… like Whore Platinum.  Oh, and the second thing… “platinum”?  Is this hood rat serious?  Her moniker should be wood.  There is no way this bitch is platinum.

Now that I got that off my chest, I can move on…

Apparently, Whore Wood is a big deal around the porn scene.  I guess it’s because she’s one of few hood rats with all of her real teeth.  She does have the ghetto tattoos and the ugly velcro bush, though.  So even though she’s got on foot out of the gutter, she’s got the other foot firmly planted in the hood.

Hey… here’s a question.  Why would a dumb ass that wants the respect of a title such as “Ms” want to be slapped around like a $5 street walker?  Riddle me that.  I hate you Ms. Platinum.

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- Duke Skywalker

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This cunt is a real cunt.  I hate her.  She tried to get all sassy during the shoot and it took every ounce of self control not to round house kick her fucking head off.  Little ghetto bitches like this is the reason why Ghetto Gaggers is so popular.  People love seeing those rubber necking hood rats get their world rocked.

The problem with this type of cunt is that she’s used to getting her way with her loser tricks.  They probably bend over backwards for her when she throws that black ass around the town.  We could care less about her.  She’s just an update to us.  We don’t care if she leaves the studio and gets abducted by aliens.  As long as we got what we needed, we’re all set.

Ok… enough about this dumb cunt’s personality disorder.  Let’s talk about the good stuff.  We fucked her up.  Personally, I would have went overboard… and by “overboard” I mean we should have wrapped up some oranges in a sack and just wailed on her with them.

On a side note, she should take some of her money and buy a tube of Clearasil.  Her face looked like a pamphlet written in braile.  She must be deep frying all the loads before eating them.  Fucking whore!

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- Duke Skywalker

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I like to consider myself an equal opportunity abuser.  For instance, Jensie… she may look normal, but she’s really a freak of nature.  I still hired her, though.  I guess I’m a true humanitarian.

People see her and asked, “Duke… she looks like any other ghetto skank you shot, what’s fucked up about her?”

Here’s a hint… most people can count to 10 using their fingers and thumbs.  She can not.  The highest she can count to is 9.  I will be honest, I did have concerns about hiring her, though.  I mean… I don’t want my sites to turn into a freak show where we’re constantly hiring retards and cripples, you know?  Red suggested me make her wear mittens, but I don’t think that would have worked out too well.

There were times during the action where I had to wince.  Seeing her wrap her ET fingers around Red’s cock make me vomit a little in my mouth.  You ever see those games where you put in 50 cents and try to use that mechanical crane to pick up a stuff animal for your girlfriend?  It was like that.  Either that or it looked like some eagles claw with it’s dinner secured.

Aside from her hand being absolutely repulsive to look at, she was an excellent performer.  At one point, she noticed me staring and said, “It’s really not that big of a deal.”  I did my best to not laugh out loud, but without thinking I replied, “Why do you think God hates you?”

I think that kinda struck a nerve.  I quickly changed the subject by following up with, “Ok guys… dump you loads on this whores face so we can wrap it up.”

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- Duke Skywalker

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Mmm… brown sugar.  It sounds sweet, doesn’t it?  Well, get ready to be disappointed because our version of Brown Sugar is just a fat black skank with rolls on her belly than a baker can make in a day.  On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s almost on the scale.  A couple hundred sit-ups, some proper dieting and a course in applying make-up and I might not be embarrassed to be seen with her.  Well, I take that back… she is still a whore.

Anway, Brown Sugar’s ass has definitely seen it’s share of traffic.  You can always spot the girls who do anal when they spread their butt cheeks and you can see what they ate last Wednesday.  Brown Sugar had corn.

She took the full on abuse with no sass… which is odd for the black chicks.  My guess is that she probably hates herself and the only way she can feel anything is by being treated like shit.  Her family probably hates her.  I can see their point.

I wish I had a witty and  interesting story to tell you about Brown Sugar, but truth be told… she was just an easy shoot that went well.  She did what she was told, didn’t complain and left immediately after (some whores want to hang around and chat like we’re old war buddies or something).  Brown Sugar, washed up, gathered up her clothes and bounced.

Duke is very happy.

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I have a question… is it mandatory to have ugly tattoos if you live in the ghetto?  I’m dead serious.    I want to know.  Is there some ghetto lynch mob that roams the street, turning over rocks to find unscarred whores only to force them to the nearest parolee to brand them with their prision ink?

Anyway… I digress.  Today’s whore is Nadiaa Nasty.  Why she has a second “a” at the end of her name, we’ll never know.  It’s probably better that way, too… I’m sure the reason why it’s there is pretty stupid.  I know it doesn’t stand for “academics”.

So there I am, driving into work as I normally do when Red hits me on my Iphone with a picture of the girl.  I have to admit, I was pleased.  She looked like a cute girl from the shot he sent.  But then he texted, “Make sure you have your coffee before coming in.”  I knew then that there was something fucked up about this broad.

At this point, I just wanted to drive head first into oncoming traffic.  Why is it that every shoot has to be some sort of disaster waiting to happen?  I can’t stand the suspense of not knowing what’s in store so I call Red and tell him to tell me what’s fucked up about her.  He tells me she has one of the dumbest tattoos on her tit.  It’s a spider web covering the entire flap jack of a tit.

I’m a little relieved, to be honest.  I thought maybe she had a cock and balls or something.  I tell Red to see if she can cover it up with electric tape or something.  If not, we’ll just have her keep her shirt on as long as possible or shoot her from different angles so no one has to see her ugly tattooed tits.

About 40 minutes later, I arrive at the studio and everyone is ready to shoot.  As I’m getting my shit together to start filming, Nadiaa walks over and says, “Thank you for hiring me for this shoot.  I really need the money.”

I look at her and say, “Your tits displease me.”

She looks back and says, “I got that tattoo a few years ago and regret it.”

I reply, “Please stop talking to me.”

She shuffles off to Red, who is doing push-ups to get ready for the scene.

With camera in hand, I yell “I’m ready… let’s do this!”

I then tell the guys that I want to see this broad destroyed.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Ughh… here we go again.

So here I am, driving to the studio to shoot a new Ghetto Gaggers scene when Red sends me a text message with a photo attached of the girl we’re filming.  His text reads, “BEAT” and then the picture appears.

Now I’m in a bad mood.  Not only do I have to drive an hour to the studio, but it’s to film a skank.  I could have been home, throwing eggs at my neighbors garage but instead I have to go video tape this skeezer.

I get to the studio, set down my keys, pick up the video camera and say, “Let’s go!”

Feeling the hostility, the whore says, “You’re in a rush?!” in a sarcastic tone.

I turn to her and say, “Listen.  I don’t like you.  I think you’re ugly and shooting this scene is a waste of my time.  I just want to get it over with.  Now shut the fuck up or I’m going to knock your teeth down your throat.”

That put her in her place.

We start the scene and she’s getting undressed and bending over… and that’s when I notice it.  It actually looks like her asshole was sewn shut.  I never seen anything so bizarre.  I turn to her and yell, “Freak Show!” in her face.

I tell Red and Pauly to get the show on the road.  I don’t want this girl here any longer than she needs to be.

They start off by throat fucking her and the vomit comes rushing out, almost immediately… and this slime was fucking nasty looking.  It’s like she ate packets of artificial coloring.  I’ve never seen puke so orange.

After some more of the face fucking, I shout out “Pump and Dump!” which is code for my guys to just bang this chick, blow their loads and call it a day.

They bang her skanky black box for a a few minutes and dump their loads on her face.  I tell her to clean up and get the fuck out.  I rolled up the money she was due in a ball and threw it at her face.  It bounced off her big forehead.  I was aiming for her eye, though.  She picked it the money ball, grabbed her clothes and left.  The shit head didn’t even count the money… so it’s a good thing I shorted her $100.

Normally, after a shoot, I’d treat the guys to pizza or burgers but I was so pissed that they hired this skank that I ordered a large pizza for myself.  I ate 2 slices and then threw the rest in the trash, right in front of their faces.

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- Duke Skywalker

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There was a little bit of a buzz in the air prior to Stacy Adams arriving.  We all have seen pictures of her and were anxious to slap around those big giant milk bags.  Plus, Stacy always had this cute little innocent look about her.  However, our dreams were shattered when Stacy Adams 2.0 came walking through the door.

My first thought was “What the fuck is on your head?”  Stacy was wearing this God awful wig… or maybe it was her real hair.  Who the fuck knows?  I just know that it looks like she just stepped from a 10 week drug binge.  That is not the type of hair style that I would expect a B list ebony porn star to be sporting.  That’s the haircut you’d expect to see on an extra from Boyz n the Hood who’s part is to suck off thugs for crack rocks.  Needless to say, I was disappointed.

Moving on from her hair, I will say that I found Stacy to be an extremely nice person.  Do I think she tried to sabotage my shoot by showing up looking like that?  Maybe just a little… but she’ll get her comeuppance.  We had a pleasant little chat prior to the shoot.  I calmly told he that I was about to make her have a bad fucking day.  She chuckled.  I glared.  Her smile abrubtly disappeared.

She waddled off to go get ready.  I could hear her talking to herself in the bathroom saying things like, “You can do this.” and “It’s no thing.”  Obviously this chick doesn’t know what’s coming.  She may have a watered down idea, but reality is about to slap her across the face… and that reality is Big Red and Pauly Harker.

When I tell you that I have never seen a woman throw up so much, you have to believe me.  Stacy, obviously, has a bad gag reflex.  Once the cock goes deep enough inside, her button is pushed and her happy meal comes flying out.  At one point, she continued to barf for like 30 seconds after the cock had already been removed.  It was probably the thought of her sucking a puke covered cock that forced more of her innards outwards.  We were all laughing our ass offs.  The site of a big fattie on her knees barfing is a sight everyone needs to see at least once.

Stacy’s puke session went on throughout the entire blowjob scene.  Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be anymore in that stomach, new strands of slime oozed out.  She should honestly be thanking us.  We probably helped her lose 4 pounds off of puke alone.

After Barfie the black puke pig couldn’t handle any more throat fucking, Red and Pauly took turns fucking her sloppy black pussy.  Question.  Why do black girls who shave their bikini area always end up looking like some science experiment gone wrong?  I haven’t seen this many bumps since I had chicken pox in gradeschool.  Instead of taking cumshots to her pussy, she should try aloe-vera or some other brand of moisturizer.

The fuck portion of the video went off without a hitch.  Stacy managed to keep her food down, with some help from a dose of Pepto Bismal.  I did enjoy seeing her big tits flapping around while she got nailed, but not nearly as much as watching her pack her shit up and leave.  Before she walked out, I handed her a number to a good hair stylist in the city.  She took the card and looked at me, kinda bewildered.  I said, “Just call it.”

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- Duke Skywalker

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