Precious

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

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I fucking knew I was in trouble the minute Red came running into the studio’s kitchen and started hiding all the cookies and soda.  I asked him, “What the fuck?” and he just looked at me with sad eyes and said, “I’m sorry, dude.”  I should have just [...]

Jayla Foxx

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

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Jayla Foxx answered one of our internet ads and came in to shoot for Ghetto Gaggers.  The pre-interview was going well until some fucking jackass kept blowing up her phone.  I can tell she was embarrassed because she kept looking at me while some male voice screamed [...]

Alana Moore

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

First off, let me be clear about something.  I hate when black chicks describe themselves as “thick”.  In polite society, we call it “overweight” or “obese”.  You are not thick… you are fat.  When you go to the doctor, they measure your body FAT, not your body THICK.
Now that I got that off my chest, [...]

Vanessa B

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Vanessa B… the “B” stands for BAD decisions, as in shooting for Ghetto Gaggers.  It never ceases to amaze me how many dumb whores there are floating around that will let you do whatever you want to them for a little bit of money.
Vanessa is actually good looking.  I’m sure if she wasn’t a whore, [...]

Ms Platinum

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Ok… a couple things.  First off, I hate calling whores “ms” anything.  Are they fucking serious?  I should address them with a prefix?  Their name should reflect their career… like Whore Platinum.  Oh, and the second thing… “platinum”?  Is this hood rat serious?  Her moniker should be wood.  There is no way this bitch is [...]