Sophie Ryan

Monday, September 28th, 2009

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As I’m sure most of you may have noticed, I haven’t been posting as much lately.  I had to take care of some shit that’s really none of your business.  I had to lay low for a while to let some shit pass over.  It’s all good now, though… thanks for asking.

Anyway, what a nice treat to come back to.  Red picked up this sweet piece of ass and convinced her to do a shoot for Facial Abuse.  I don’t know what kind of magical bullshit he whispered in her ear, but whatever it was… it worked.  Fucking Red, man… girls are always falling in love with him… even after he cracks them across the jaw a few times.  The good guys (like me) always finish last.

Anyway, onto Sophie Ryan.  I’m happy with her look.  She’s clean cut, had her nails done nicely and looked presentable.  She wasn’t like the other street trash that finds their way in the studio from time to time.  Sophie is the kind of whore that makes me proud to be a pornographer.

I unleashed Red and Bootleg on her for the shoot.  Part of her hated it, but I think another part of her really enjoyed it.  That part was probably her cunt because Red tore it up.  I think Bootleg just grossed her out because she was constantly locking eyes with Red.  You guys know me… I can’t turn Facial Abuse into some sort of love making site so I turned off the camera and told Sophie that if she keeps making goo-goo eyes with Red, I’m going to punch both of hers.

Business as usual… I’m back, baby!

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- Duke Skywalker

Hailey Young

Monday, September 7th, 2009

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I’ve known Hailey for quite a few years.  She supplied me with fresh pussy during a trip to Florida some time ago and we’ve been chatting ever since.  During our trip to Florida, we filmed a scene of Hailey… now she’s back.  She’s still the same whore from before… big forehead and all.  She’s just as skinny as I remember, too.  She should really consider eating food instead of cock once in a while.  It’s healthier.

So anyway… Hailey gets in touch and tells me she wants to do another Facial Abuse shoot.  She says she loves the extreme stuff and wants to further her career.  I call her a liar and tell her she just wants the money.  I don’t fall for that type of bullshit.  I also tell her that I’ve been studying Capoeira, the Afro-Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, games, music and dance.  I stress the fact to her that if she tries to run any game on me, I’d be more than happy to do a no handed cartwheel right into her face!

She settles down and we discuss the details…

I told her that the last scene we shot was a disappointment and I want to really fuck her up this time.  She told me, “You can do whatever you want to me.”  I told her, “I know.  I wasn’t asking.  I was telling.”

We arranged to get her here from whatever dwelling she’s currently residing.  Now, to plan the scene.

I knew there were certain things I wanted to have done to her.  I wanted her to get slapped like a red headed stepchild, lick her own vomit, get banged in the ass and forced to leave porn forever.  I managed to accomplish everything but the last.

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- Duke Skywalker

Trina Michaels

Monday, July 27th, 2009

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Someone once told me that Trina Michaels was so tall that if she did a cartwheel, she’d kick God in the face.  In reality, she’s not really tall… just fat… like big boned fat.

I consider myself a pretty macho man, so I challanged Trina to a bench pressing contest.  Honestly, I barely beat her… and I had to cheat to do it.  I made her laugh as she was trying getting ready to lift.  Yeah, that was dangerous… but no one got killed.  All that happened is the weight bar fell on her chest a little bit.

Anyway, after my tough guy victory, we started to shoot the Facial Abuse scene.  I sat her down and told her that I wanted to see her get destroyed… and not in a sexy pornographic way, but more like a meteor raining down from the heavens and landing on her giant head.  She asked why I was so angry.  I responded by calling in one of my work lackeys and smacking him across the face.  I then said, “Next time it’s your face!”

I told her to go put something on that makes her look a lot more feminine.  My memebers don’t want to jack off to some heavy set sloppy bag of rocks.

When she returned, she was wearing some trashy street clothes.  I asked, “Is this the sexiest thing you own?  You look like a street walker from the Bronx.” and that’s why I noticed it.  Her hands are huge.  She looks like she could palm a basketball and watermellon at the same time.  I stepped back and wondered what I got myself into.

Click Here to Watch Trina Michaels in her First Extreme Porn Scene at Facial Abuse

- Duke Skywalker

Cheyenne

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Cheyenne

The phrase “scared shitless” about sums up the shoot with Cheyenne.  She was terrified about doing a scene for Facial Abuse.  She actually came in to shoot a blowjob scene for Sperm Suckers, but Big Red must have whispered sweet nothing in her ear, because afterwards… she was following him around the studio like a lost puppy dog.

But don’t let her fool you.  Cheyenne is a total ass warrior.  She can take a big pipe up the dirt road like a pro.  I think it’s the face fucking part of the Facial Abuse shoot that scared her.  So, to put her at ease, we told her whatever she wanted to hear and then did what we were going to do anyway.

We left her ass gaped open so wide, drug smugglers could hide their entire shipment up there.  Her face was covered in the gooey man slime and her self respect lay on the floor.  Another job well done.

Click Here to Watch Cheyenne’s Sample Video at Facial Abuse

- Duke Skywalker

Zoie

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Zoie

There’s 2 things that I hate most in this world… fat people and red heads.  Unfortunately for Zoie, she’s both.  I told her that her appearance displeases me and I would like nothing more than to rearrange her face with a shovel.  But, being as that I like to push the envelope… just not that far, that’ll have to wait.

I will say this about fat girls, they’re just happy to get attention.  It’s amazing what you can accomplish by promising to “hang out” after the shoot and offering all the free nachos they can eat on the set.  Zoie was in hog heaven.

Chubby let us kick the snot out of her for the scene.  She was face fucked, puked, slapped around and just treated like shit.  Basically, it was like reliving her school years.  I’m sure she had no friends.  Why else would she be here blowing every cock I threw at her?

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- Duke Skywalker

Meadow

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Meadow

Well, it’s about fucking time.  It’s been a while since a good looking non-whore came into the studio to shoot porn, but today… it happened.  Today’s whore is a cute Jewish chick named Meadow.  I have no idea why she decided to make porn and throw away her life, but I’m fucking glad she did.  I can only imagine the shame this will bring upon her Jewish family.  However, that’s not really my problem.  I just want wait to see this whore with a fat cock pumping her face and bent over getting drilled like a slut.

What I loved about Meadow was no matter what we did to her, she took it.  She didn’t complain.  She just rolled with the punches, literally.  We face fucked her til she was barfing and slapped her around like a red headed stepchild.  She just kept on trucking and smiled.

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- Duke Skywalker

Tia Ling

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Tia Ling Facial Abuse

I’ve been chatting with Tia for a little while to get this Facial Abuse shoot set up.  I was looking forward to shooting it, until I actually saw her in person.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s a really nice whore… but she’s a lot uglier in person as opposed to her pictures.  Her face looks like a pancake that was stepped on and her tits look like they’re ready to fucking explode.  I kept asking her if she wanted to put cold compresses on them to help keep the swelling down.  She’s a fucking train wreck.

If you can manage to set aside her subpar looks, she is quite the performer.  It’s no wonder with the ever increasing number of cocks that penetrate her on a daily basis.  I can only assume she’s swimming in disease and for that reason, I made her sit on some newspaper I laid out during the pre-shoot interview.  She can skank up the porn sofa, but in my office… I like it clean.  Call me crazy, but I don’t care to catch her porn cooties.

After all the paperwork was signed, I went and thoroughly washed my hands because I remember shaking hers.  She initially went in for a hug when we first met, but I pretended I had to sneeze to keep her at bay.

After I felt sanitized, we all headed to shoot the scene.  Red and Pauly completely did a number on her.  I’m talking hard ass fucking, face fucking, choking, the works…  Hell, she was even blowing big disgusting snot bubbles from her nose.  Classy, right?

All in all, this is another one for the record books.  It’s easy to fuck up all the dumb neighborhood cunts but getting porn stars, even C-listers like Tia takes work.  They have so many people in their ear tellint them it’s bad for their career.  So, we have to convince them otherwise.  Fortunately, with whores, convincing them usually means just tacking on an extra $100.

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- Duke Skywalker

Claudia

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Claudia

I can’t decide whether Claudia looks more like Billy Idol or Luke Skywalker.  Either way, her haircut is stupid and dated.  I didn’t think bowl cuts were in fashion… ever.  If her hair was brown, she’d look like Moe from the 3 Stooges.

Anyway, I’m going to be quick on this one because Claudia isn’t really worth writing about.  I find her to be less than attractive and, quite honestly, well below the standards of the type of whore I want on Facial Abuse.  She’s an embarrassment to herself, her family… and most importantly, my web site.

Because I’m a total professional, I made sure the action was up to Facial Abuse standards.  I included all the staples that make our productions known.  Claudia was face fucked, choked, gagged, spit on, slapped around, ass fucked, throat fucked and left covered in a gooey mess of slime and cum.

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- Duke Skywalker

Lainna

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Lainna

Could you imagine having to go through life as a tiny, fat and ugly whore like Lainna?  I surely wouldn’t wish that on anyone.  I guess I’m just in a bit of a mood today.  I was looking through the photos of Lainna during her Facial Abuse shoot and I have to ask myself why she thought wearing a schoolgirl outfit was going to be a good idea.  I mean, really, look at her.  She’s chubby.  Who fantasizes about fat broads in schoolgirl outfits?  I certainly do not.

Anyway… the show must go on, right?  Aside from her numerous flaws, Lainna is actually a pretty good sport.  She’s terrible at deep throating cock (as you’ll see when the barf stops flying out).  She’s a novice at taking dick in her ass, too… but at least she tried.

I guess, now thinking about, there’s nothing that she does well.  I take that back.  She is good at being a useless degenerate whore.  I love that quality in a woman.

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- Duke Skywalker

Breanna

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Breanna

So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings.  I’m in a relatively good mood today so I answer the phone with a “Hello” instead of a “WHAT?!?”

A soft spoken voice is on the other end.  It’s Breanna and she’s looking for some work asap.  She saw our ad on one of the online spots we post.  I told her that I was actually looking to shoot asap and if possible, she could come in today.

She was pretty psyched because she needed the money.  She told us that she could be there by 6pm because she works until 5pm.

I told her to hurry over from work and told her to pick up a couple pizzas at this nearby joint the guys in the studio like on her way here.  She goes, “Umm… I don’t really have too much money on me.  I barely have enough to get gas.”  I then replied, “and pick up a couple 2 litres of soda… like Pepsi or Root Beer.”

She then sheepishly asked if she’d get paid back for that because in order to be able to pay for it, she’s going to have to borrow a couple bucks from her roommate.  I lied to her and told her that I would reimburse her.

Fast forward to a little after 6pm.  Breanna arrives with pizza and soda in hand.  I tell her to go get ready while all of us eat.  She heads off to do that and we start grabbing slices and grubbing it up.

About 30 minutes later, Breanna returns all dolled up.  She asks if there’s any pizza left over because she didn’t have time to eat.  She rushed here straight from work.  I told her there was like 4 slices left, but I threw them out.  I told her she’s more than welcome to pick them from the trash.  They’re probably near the top.  She opted to just get something on the way home.

We got started on the scene and it went really well.  Breanna took some serious punishment in the form of face fucking, gagging, choking, and getting slapped around like a red headed stepchild.

It’s probably a good thing she performed on an empty stomach.  I would have to see big globs of mozarella cheese come flying out of her mouth during a rough blowjob scene.

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- Duke Skywalker