Duke Skywalker

Ok… a couple things.  First off, I hate calling whores “ms” anything.  Are they fucking serious?  I should address them with a prefix?  Their name should reflect their career… like Whore Platinum.  Oh, and the second thing… “platinum”?  Is this hood rat serious?  Her moniker should be wood.  There is no way this bitch is platinum.

Now that I got that off my chest, I can move on…

Apparently, Whore Wood is a big deal around the porn scene.  I guess it’s because she’s one of few hood rats with all of her real teeth.  She does have the ghetto tattoos and the ugly velcro bush, though.  So even though she’s got on foot out of the gutter, she’s got the other foot firmly planted in the hood.

Hey… here’s a question.  Why would a dumb ass that wants the respect of a title such as “Ms” want to be slapped around like a $5 street walker?  Riddle me that.  I hate you Ms. Platinum.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Well, it’s about fucking time.  It’s been a while since a good looking non-whore came into the studio to shoot porn, but today… it happened.  Today’s whore is a cute Jewish chick named Meadow.  I have no idea why she decided to make porn and throw away her life, but I’m fucking glad she did.  I can only imagine the shame this will bring upon her Jewish family.  However, that’s not really my problem.  I just want wait to see this whore with a fat cock pumping her face and bent over getting drilled like a slut.

What I loved about Meadow was no matter what we did to her, she took it.  She didn’t complain.  She just rolled with the punches, literally.  We face fucked her til she was barfing and slapped her around like a red headed stepchild.  She just kept on trucking and smiled.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Ready for a dose of reality?  I’ve been telling you guys that we’re the real deal when it comes to extreme  hardcore porn.  Today, we had an LA porn whore tap out and quit.  Basically, she couldnt’ handle the punishment and had to stop.  These LA bitches think they can handle it because some half a fag in LA kinda slapped them on the ass during doggy style.  That’s not how we roll… we physically, mentally and emotionally punish these whores.  Some can handle it, most can’t.  Sometimes… it gets so punishing that they refuse to go on.  That’s what happened to Misty Mason.  She quit before we could even really get going.  Normally, I’d throw this type of video right in the trash but I thought all of you might enjoy seeing how it went down.

- Duke Skywalker

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This cunt is a real cunt.  I hate her.  She tried to get all sassy during the shoot and it took every ounce of self control not to round house kick her fucking head off.  Little ghetto bitches like this is the reason why Ghetto Gaggers is so popular.  People love seeing those rubber necking hood rats get their world rocked.

The problem with this type of cunt is that she’s used to getting her way with her loser tricks.  They probably bend over backwards for her when she throws that black ass around the town.  We could care less about her.  She’s just an update to us.  We don’t care if she leaves the studio and gets abducted by aliens.  As long as we got what we needed, we’re all set.

Ok… enough about this dumb cunt’s personality disorder.  Let’s talk about the good stuff.  We fucked her up.  Personally, I would have went overboard… and by “overboard” I mean we should have wrapped up some oranges in a sack and just wailed on her with them.

On a side note, she should take some of her money and buy a tube of Clearasil.  Her face looked like a pamphlet written in braile.  She must be deep frying all the loads before eating them.  Fucking whore!

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- Duke Skywalker

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I’ve been chatting with Tia for a little while to get this Facial Abuse shoot set up.  I was looking forward to shooting it, until I actually saw her in person.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s a really nice whore… but she’s a lot uglier in person as opposed to her pictures.  Her face looks like a pancake that was stepped on and her tits look like they’re ready to fucking explode.  I kept asking her if she wanted to put cold compresses on them to help keep the swelling down.  She’s a fucking train wreck.

If you can manage to set aside her subpar looks, she is quite the performer.  It’s no wonder with the ever increasing number of cocks that penetrate her on a daily basis.  I can only assume she’s swimming in disease and for that reason, I made her sit on some newspaper I laid out during the pre-shoot interview.  She can skank up the porn sofa, but in my office… I like it clean.  Call me crazy, but I don’t care to catch her porn cooties.

After all the paperwork was signed, I went and thoroughly washed my hands because I remember shaking hers.  She initially went in for a hug when we first met, but I pretended I had to sneeze to keep her at bay.

After I felt sanitized, we all headed to shoot the scene.  Red and Pauly completely did a number on her.  I’m talking hard ass fucking, face fucking, choking, the works…  Hell, she was even blowing big disgusting snot bubbles from her nose.  Classy, right?

All in all, this is another one for the record books.  It’s easy to fuck up all the dumb neighborhood cunts but getting porn stars, even C-listers like Tia takes work.  They have so many people in their ear tellint them it’s bad for their career.  So, we have to convince them otherwise.  Fortunately, with whores, convincing them usually means just tacking on an extra $100.

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- Duke Skywalker

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I can’t decide whether Claudia looks more like Billy Idol or Luke Skywalker.  Either way, her haircut is stupid and dated.  I didn’t think bowl cuts were in fashion… ever.  If her hair was brown, she’d look like Moe from the 3 Stooges.

Anyway, I’m going to be quick on this one because Claudia isn’t really worth writing about.  I find her to be less than attractive and, quite honestly, well below the standards of the type of whore I want on Facial Abuse.  She’s an embarrassment to herself, her family… and most importantly, my web site.

Because I’m a total professional, I made sure the action was up to Facial Abuse standards.  I included all the staples that make our productions known.  Claudia was face fucked, choked, gagged, spit on, slapped around, ass fucked, throat fucked and left covered in a gooey mess of slime and cum.

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- Duke Skywalker

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Could you imagine having to go through life as a tiny, fat and ugly whore like Lainna?  I surely wouldn’t wish that on anyone.  I guess I’m just in a bit of a mood today.  I was looking through the photos of Lainna during her Facial Abuse shoot and I have to ask myself why she thought wearing a schoolgirl outfit was going to be a good idea.  I mean, really, look at her.  She’s chubby.  Who fantasizes about fat broads in schoolgirl outfits?  I certainly do not.

Anyway… the show must go on, right?  Aside from her numerous flaws, Lainna is actually a pretty good sport.  She’s terrible at deep throating cock (as you’ll see when the barf stops flying out).  She’s a novice at taking dick in her ass, too… but at least she tried.

I guess, now thinking about, there’s nothing that she does well.  I take that back.  She is good at being a useless degenerate whore.  I love that quality in a woman.

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- Duke Skywalker

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I like to consider myself an equal opportunity abuser.  For instance, Jensie… she may look normal, but she’s really a freak of nature.  I still hired her, though.  I guess I’m a true humanitarian.

People see her and asked, “Duke… she looks like any other ghetto skank you shot, what’s fucked up about her?”

Here’s a hint… most people can count to 10 using their fingers and thumbs.  She can not.  The highest she can count to is 9.  I will be honest, I did have concerns about hiring her, though.  I mean… I don’t want my sites to turn into a freak show where we’re constantly hiring retards and cripples, you know?  Red suggested me make her wear mittens, but I don’t think that would have worked out too well.

There were times during the action where I had to wince.  Seeing her wrap her ET fingers around Red’s cock make me vomit a little in my mouth.  You ever see those games where you put in 50 cents and try to use that mechanical crane to pick up a stuff animal for your girlfriend?  It was like that.  Either that or it looked like some eagles claw with it’s dinner secured.

Aside from her hand being absolutely repulsive to look at, she was an excellent performer.  At one point, she noticed me staring and said, “It’s really not that big of a deal.”  I did my best to not laugh out loud, but without thinking I replied, “Why do you think God hates you?”

I think that kinda struck a nerve.  I quickly changed the subject by following up with, “Ok guys… dump you loads on this whores face so we can wrap it up.”

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- Duke Skywalker

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So here I am drinking a nice coffee blend and reading some of my favorite porn forums when the phone rings.  I’m in a relatively good mood today so I answer the phone with a “Hello” instead of a “WHAT?!?”

A soft spoken voice is on the other end.  It’s Breanna and she’s looking for some work asap.  She saw our ad on one of the online spots we post.  I told her that I was actually looking to shoot asap and if possible, she could come in today.

She was pretty psyched because she needed the money.  She told us that she could be there by 6pm because she works until 5pm.

I told her to hurry over from work and told her to pick up a couple pizzas at this nearby joint the guys in the studio like on her way here.  She goes, “Umm… I don’t really have too much money on me.  I barely have enough to get gas.”  I then replied, “and pick up a couple 2 litres of soda… like Pepsi or Root Beer.”

She then sheepishly asked if she’d get paid back for that because in order to be able to pay for it, she’s going to have to borrow a couple bucks from her roommate.  I lied to her and told her that I would reimburse her.

Fast forward to a little after 6pm.  Breanna arrives with pizza and soda in hand.  I tell her to go get ready while all of us eat.  She heads off to do that and we start grabbing slices and grubbing it up.

About 30 minutes later, Breanna returns all dolled up.  She asks if there’s any pizza left over because she didn’t have time to eat.  She rushed here straight from work.  I told her there was like 4 slices left, but I threw them out.  I told her she’s more than welcome to pick them from the trash.  They’re probably near the top.  She opted to just get something on the way home.

We got started on the scene and it went really well.  Breanna took some serious punishment in the form of face fucking, gagging, choking, and getting slapped around like a red headed stepchild.

It’s probably a good thing she performed on an empty stomach.  I would have to see big globs of mozarella cheese come flying out of her mouth during a rough blowjob scene.

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- Duke Skywalker

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