I knew things couldn’t go well forever. So picture this, I walk into the office and I see Red climbing out of the window. I ask him what the fuck he’s doing. He tells me that he’s just going to get some fresh air. I don’t believe him, so I peek my head out to [...]
Mmm… brown sugar. It sounds sweet, doesn’t it? Well, get ready to be disappointed because our version of Brown Sugar is just a fat black skank with rolls on her belly than a baker can make in a day. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s almost on the scale. A couple hundred sit-ups, [...]
True story… Big Red and I were out grabbing a late night meal at a diner near the studio when we noticed Sasha. She was there with a girlfriend and ruining everyone’s dining experience by speaking loudly. I lean over and say, “Hey… do you think you whores can keep it down? Me and my [...]
I have a question… is it mandatory to have ugly tattoos if you live in the ghetto? I’m dead serious. I want to know. Is there some ghetto lynch mob that roams the street, turning over rocks to find unscarred whores only to force them to the nearest parolee to brand them with their prision [...]
I have to be honest with you guys… the last time I shot Allie, I did film a fuck scene with her. However, I was so angry at her for her lame fucking that I took the tape with the sex on it and threw it at her head. It missed her fat face and [...]